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  • FBI organizes new anti-adult porn squad

    Let's galvanize our base, piss away resources, and generally distract everyone else from the important issues.

    Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

    By Barton Gellman
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Tuesday, September 20, 2005; Page A21

    The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

    Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

    Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.

    The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

    "I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

    Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

    A few of the printable samples:

    "Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

    "I already gave at home."

    "Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

    Federal obscenity prosecutions, which have been out of style since Attorney General Edwin Meese III in the Reagan administration made pornography a signature issue in the 1980s, do "encounter many legal issues, including First Amendment claims," the FBI headquarters memo noted.

    Applicants for the porn squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries. Community standards -- along with a prurient purpose and absence of artistic merit -- define criminal obscenity under current Supreme Court doctrine.

    "Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.

    Popular acceptance of hard-core pornography has come a long way, with some of its stars becoming mainstream celebrities and their products -- once confined to seedy shops and theaters -- being "purveyed" by upscale hotels and most home cable and satellite television systems. Explicit sexual entertainment is a profit center for companies including General Motors Corp. and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. (the two major owners of DirecTV), Time Warner Inc. and the Sheraton, Hilton, Marriott and Hyatt hotel chains.

    But Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult pornography is a threat to families and children. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."

    Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult pornography. The bureau decided to create a dedicated squad only in the Washington Field Office. "All other field offices may investigate obscenity cases pursuant to this initiative if resources are available," the directive from headquarters said. "Field offices should not, however, divert resources from higher priority matters, such as public corruption."

    Public corruption, officially, is fourth on the FBI's priority list, after protecting the United States from terrorist attack, foreign espionage and cyber-based attacks. Just below those priorities are civil rights, organized crime, white-collar crime and "significant violent crime." The guidance from headquarters does not mention where pornography fits in.

    "The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation's top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism," said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. "However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity."

    At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. "The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."
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    Good Desicison - the FBI should be pursuing non-child pornographers.
    7.32%
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    Misplace Priorities - once other more pressing law enforcement needs are meant, then the FBI should do this.
    19.51%
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    It's not child porn, they should just leave people alone.
    60.98%
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    OMFG - I didn't know you could do THAT with a banana. :ana:
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    The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
    And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
    Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
    Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

  • #2
    Is this true?

    Beastility sure, I mean the animals don't really get the choice do they, though I wonder if a male animal really cares too much where its wang goes.

    But for everything else its up to personal choice. If two consenting adults wanna **** and piss on each other than well I don't see why anybody should get in their way. Isn't that the liberal way?

    that adult pornography is a threat to families and children.
    How?

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    • #3


      As I have said before, MTV is a far bigger threat to kids than porn is.
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • #4
        We really need the lawyers to weigh in here, but this does seem exactly like a way to shore up the GOP base. The key is the "community standards" aspect of US obscenity law. You'll never have a successful porn prosecution in NY, Cali, etc., because there's very little that could run afoul of community standards there. But the red states? Back in the 80s, during Meese-mania, an adult bookstore in Nebraska was shut down for selling gay pornography that was, in tone, no different from straight porn -- but the very fact of gay sexual representation itself fell outside community standards. Also, famously, in the first prosecution of intenet porn, the government was successful becaus ethey downloaded teh images (from a California bbs) in Tennessee, where they knew they could get the conviction that never would have materialized in Malibu.
        "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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        • #5
          Concidering that there are a lot of women forced to be a part of the porn scene against their will, I think this is a good idea. Not to mention the young girls (18+) who roll into the porn scene because they think it's easy money, but get mentally deformed for the rest of their life.

          If you know that a lot the girls in the porn scene are girls who've been abbused in their childhood, it shows how wrong it all is.

          But in the end, since most men love porn (can't deny that I'm attrackted to it myself as well, eventhough I wish I wouldn't be) in the end nothing will change.
          It's like coke. People want to use it, they just ignore the fact that people die for it in Columbia.

          If you watch a porn movie, you can't be sure that those women are there doing what they want to do. It's a filthy business.
          Formerly known as "CyberShy"
          Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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          • #6
            Not to mention the young girls (18+) who roll into the porn scene because they think it's easy money, but get mentally deformed for the rest of their life.
            Maybe so, but it was their choice to roll into the porn scene and its nobodies fault but their own.

            And against their will is rape isn't it.

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            • #7
              I would find American puritanism hilarious if it didn't affect me also.

              I was watching Survivor the other night. Denied a clear view of female contestants losing their tops in sticky mud by a blurry blob of censorship, I was understandably upset. But when no more than one centimetre of Bobby Jon's bum crack hanging out of his shorts was censored, I just had to be amazed.

              There is something seriously sick with a nation that finds the body obscene, but war, environmental destruction, mindless consumerism and greed fine.
              Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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              • #8
                The ability of the American government to burden itself with impossibly silly functions continues unabated, I see. Moral arguments aside, a dozen agents will have absolutely no effect on the supply of weird porn.

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                • #9
                  Yay big government!
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10


                    Now I have seen everything.

                    Crack On Porn!

                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                    • #11
                      I guess The Nebraska Porn Hustlers must be getting nervous about now.
                      He's got the Midas touch.
                      But he touched it too much!
                      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                      • #12
                        I wasn't sure if I'd get away with the -ana- graphic on my poll.
                        The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                        And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                        Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                        Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CyberShy
                          Concidering that there are a lot of women forced to be a part of the porn scene against their will, I think this is a good idea.

                          If you watch a porn movie, you can't be sure that those women are there doing what they want to do. It's a filthy business.
                          Link?

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                          • #14
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              oh crap I voted the wrong option
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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