Norway is out

[Pekka]

What an idiot statement. Everyone has knives in their homes. I can't even recollect many knife stores.

And it's important to carry them at all times, to avoid rapers and pillagers.

[Winston]

Yes, it must be very scary with all those Finns about.

[Gangerolf]

Originally posted by ahasverus
x-post again

But then in 1814 it became a danish crown-colony, so problem solved and if you have to complain, complain to Wellington for beating the french so Danmark ends on the losing side and as so have no saying in the Vienna-proces.

Hmm, interesting thought, what would Scandinavia and perhaps the world look like if Denmark had kept Norway?

Maybe Norway would have done like Iceland and declared independence in 1944. (edit: but it was still occupied by the germans then. maybe after the war instead)

but it could also have evolved into a super-power for all I know

[Pekka]

Yeah. And the Danes. They are the most dangerous group of rapers and pillagers. We are just defending ourselves against your lego selling rapers nature.

We have every reason to be ready, since you have proven your nature that is sick and disgusting and uncivilized.

[Winston]

But then you make the faulty assumption that Danes would actually have any interest in raping and pillaging a God-forsaken place like Finland.

[Pekka]

No I'm not making that mistake. You are making the mistake of being raper and pillager.

[Winston]

Better than being the rapee and pillagee, I'm sure. We might have to consult with Finland to get a first hand account of what that's like though.

[Pekka]

Right, we are known to take it up the butt, aren't we?

Why don't you go bomb some other weak country when REAL actual countries fight strong opponents.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Pekka
yeah but Kimi is annoying anyway.

And it's not driving fast cars so much as it is driving fast. You see more super crappy cars going too fast than fast cars going fast. Teens..

Kimi's car is very fast. It just doesn't go the distance. When they say that about Finnish lovers it's not true, is it?

[Pekka]

Nah.. we go deep hard and fast. And then it's over.

Death from above. You don't see it coming and it's too late when you notice because it's all over already..

[Cort Haus]

Did Kimi really get his d*ck out at that strip club?

[BlackCat]

No wonder finnish women are fleeing the country - it must be pretty boring for them barely being able to notice that they had sex

[Pekka]

Cort Haus, I guess he did. It's normal behaviour in here.

BlackCat, no wonder women are fleeing out? Good theory, if they were fleeing to begin with. If and when they do, they surely don't come to lego-sized Denmark to try out with drunken anus painers.

[Gangerolf]

Nu blev du svar skyldig Winston.

At least the Finns put up a a hell of a fight before getting anally penetrated last century. Can't say the same for the island-stealing Danes... Plus the Finns never went raping or pillaging anyone (except under Swedish commando but that doesn't count)

Finland - Denmark 1 - 0

but then again, Denmark has got something called beer and they know how to drink it.

Finland - Denmark 1 - 1

But since they will both be part of Gangerolfland in the near future;

Finland - Denmark 2 - 2

(Canada - Macedonia 0 - 5)

[Pekka]

for a second, please don't forget that I can understand swedish.. just a tip before you go any further YOU SEE, we are superior..

We also have good beer.