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Originally posted by Ecthy
So how do I make the fish bite?
So how do I make the fish bite?
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Two things help. Notice their eyes and notice their shoes.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
lets all send Che some sperm so he can raise his count and impress his friendsAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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You have to say you're a foreigner.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.
Not actually be one.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Use a longer rod.Originally posted by Ecthy
So how do I make the fish bite?
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Or you can simply impress them. If a woman starts admiring you, you've got it in the bag. More or less.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Two things help. Notice their eyes and notice their shoes.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Been there, fvcked up.Comment
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Not for fat lasses in the North.Originally posted by Agathon
Being fat hurts the libido.
Hmmmm.... nah!
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Umm, Che. You are a foreigner.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.Comment
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Spiffor isn't, people.Comment
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Horsie - I have always suggested a wife or significant other focus by the men - even Ted Styker will eventually come to recognize the force.
FYI, my wife DOESN'T want me to clean up my act.
The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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That is just sick.Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
lets all send Che some sperm so he can raise his count and impress his friendsChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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from each according to his ability, to each according to their needAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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The tricky thing is you can't do it intentionally. Most people can't, anyway.Originally posted by Ecthy
Been there, fvcked up.
For starters, you have no idea what would impress a particular woman. If you try, she can see through your attempt. That usually is the end of you.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
from each according to his ability, to each according to their need 
Only feebs vote.Comment
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