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  • #31
    men don't feel like it all the time you know Che
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #32
      Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am Not A Man

      Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
      balderdash - someone just needs to give you a good slap or a swift kick in the shins - go and play soccer
      I'm more than capable of that. I tend to take the Aussie Rules approach to defending in footie.

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      • #33
        One thing to check out is where your partner is at - women give off chemical signs which excite their partner - these are linked to fertility - if those aren't wafting your way you are not going to get excited
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by self biased
          more blowjobs should be in order. keep those boys excited.
          well i would imagine this would be the ultimate treatment.. couldn't hurt anyway..



          have you considered "natural testosterone"
          in pill form or cream
          "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
            Quit smoking Gunja and your testosterone level will come back to normal.
            I haven't smoked any since November, and even before that, I never smoked all that much; at best, once a month.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #36
              Re: I Am Not A Man

              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              So I got my test back the other week. The average adult male human has a score from 250 to 1100. I don't know that the median and average results are. That's what's considered a normal level, though it seems a rather wide range to me.
              I assume testosteron levels would follow a Gauss curve like most natural phenomena. 95% is often a percentage they use for what's 'normal', meaning 95% of all men have between 250 and 1100, and 5% more or less. The mean and median are probably somewhere in the middle: 675.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                One thing to check out is where your partner is at - women give off chemical signs which excite their partner - these are linked to fertility - if those aren't wafting your way you are not going to get excited
                Oh, they waft my way.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  No, you're thinking of the ganja smells. After all, if she's out of it by the time you've finished posting on 'poly, then she's fine.

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                  • #39
                    I wish I could say the same. The latest crop of co-eds arrived this week. Man, are some of them hot.

                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #40
                      Can more sex cure this? If so, the wife can hardly hold out if it's a matter of health.

                      It's the male version of "I have a headache".

                      You'll be OK. It's a long way from where you are to RuPaul.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by boann


                        well i would imagine this would be the ultimate treatment.. couldn't hurt anyway..
                        I've always known you were a generous and kindly soul, Boann. A man would be lucky to have you use him as a footstool.
                        Only feebs vote.

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                        • #42
                          Real Men Vote Bush!
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #43
                            Re: I Am Not A Man

                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            So I've had a number of blood tests recently. One of them was to check my testosterone level. Low testosterone mimicks a lot of the symptoms of depression: loss of libido, lethargy, deference to authority, shyness, procrastination, weight gain, etc.

                            So I got my test back the other week. The average adult male human has a score from 250 to 1100. I don't know that the median and average results are. That's what's considered a normal level, though it seems a rather wide range to me. I got a 176. I'm a girlie-man.

                            The good news, though, is this is rather treatable. I could take Androgel, but I'm not really down with the side effects: permanent sterilization, etc. The alternative is to take DHEA, which causes your body to manufacture more testosterone. This keeps the testicles working. I don't know what that's important to me, even though I don't plan on fathering any children.

                            This does explain a lot.
                            F Androgel and f DHEA.

                            Take Chuck Diesel's test booster, it's all herbal. Raise your test levels without all the silly azz side effects and estrogen conversion.

                            Chuck is the f'ing man and you need to follow my advice because I know my sheit Commie.



                            Last edited by Ted Striker; September 10, 2005, 00:27.
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                            • #44


                              Ted Striker

                              with a name like CHUCK DIESEL, how can you go wrong?
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #45
                                Low testosterone mimicks a lot of the symptoms of depression: loss of libido, lethargy, deference to authority, shyness, procrastination, weight gain, etc.


                                Over here we call it finding inner peace: respect for other genders, physical relaxation, cooperativeness, mental calm, stress reduction, and weight gain can be limited by diet.

                                Listen to your inner commie, Che.
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