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My libido wasn't lowered by depression, but by antidepression drugs.
I solved it by starting to stalk girls.
I solved it by starting to stalk girls.
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok -
This is Fort Lauderdale, dude. 'Nuff said.Originally posted by Wycoff
Plus, going to the gym gives you ample time to scope out hot young girls.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm really not sure what the problem is here.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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The problem is the fish is there but it won't bite.Comment
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He only wants to scope out one girl, as in Bunnygirrl. His girl. His main squeeze. His wife - and he is fortunate they are all one and the same.
The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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Ft. Liquordale is the 3rd gayest metro area in the U.S. There are no hot young girls in the gyms. I'm not interested in looking at hot young guys.Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I'm really not sure what the problem is here.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Join the marines.......or in your case the French Foreign Legion.Originally posted by Spiffor
Doc, I am very unaggressive, and I have an insufficent libido. I don't smoke anything. What should I do?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Maybe the level of gay phermones in the air is affecting your physiology.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Ft. Liquordale is the 3rd gayest metro area in the U.S. There are no hot young girls in the gyms. I'm not interested in looking at hot young guys."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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*shawn tries to clean up his act*Originally posted by shawnmmcc
He only wants to scope out one girl, as in Bunnygirrl. His girl. His main squeeze. His wife - and he is fortunate they are all one and the same.
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Join the marines.......or in your case the French Foreign Legion.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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He could join the Spanish Legión d'Estrangeros (sp?).Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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So how do I make the fish bite?Comment
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Get rich and start acting like an arrogant ass.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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First, you have to want it. It sounds obvious, but it's my main problem at the time.Originally posted by Ecthy
So how do I make the fish bite?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Being fat hurts the libido.
Hmmmm.... nah!
Only feebs vote.Comment
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