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  • #16
    If George Washington hadn't stepped forward and agreed to lead the revolutionary armies we'd all be speaking English in this country.
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cort Haus


      If we hadn't sponsored the Saudi & Iranian Mujahedin in Bosnia, and rewarded KLA & PLO terrorism against Serbia and Israel, there would be less chance of all having to speak Arabic tomorrow.
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #18
        England would be speaking american if it wheren't for Canada.
        Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

        Do It Ourselves

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        • #19
          If Poland hasn't stopped Soviet Union in Warsaw battle, we'd all speak Russian now.
          If Allies hasn't stopped nazis, we'd all speak German now.
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #20
            if america hadnt stopped the North Koreans in 1950-1953, the South Koreans would all be speaking Korean
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #21
              The obvious: If the Austrians hadn't stopped the Osmans, we'd all speak Turkish now.
              "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
              "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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              • #22
                If the world was smart, it would speak ramblers. But since I'm the only smart one, no one but me is able to talk ramblers.

                If we hadn't stopped the unprovoked Soviet aggression, they would have captured us, and the whole gulf of Finland and everything there is to it, and there wouldn't have been cold war. It woudl have been USSR all the way.

                Thus, you'd all speak communism.

                Praise be mine it didn't happen.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #23
                  if we hadnt stopped the Japanese, our kids would be devoting their minds to anime, especially a tawdry tale of a dog-demon and a magic well.
                  "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                  • #24
                    If the Anglo-Saxons hadn't stopped William the bastard Conqueror in 1066, we'd all be speaking French.
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                    • #25
                      If we hadn't stopped the injuns, you'd all be speaking Apache now! And hunting buffalo in loincloths!
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #26
                        Without us driving the Sami up to Lapland we'd all be speaking Lappish today

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                        • #27
                          I we didn't beat the crap out of Mongols, you'd all be drinking sour horse milk!
                          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                          • #28
                            Without us and the Swedes keeping the evil San Marinese at bay since the 1600s (at least according to legend) we'd all be speaking Italian!

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                            • #29
                              If it hadn't been for Finnish secret agents stopping the Deaf Conspiracy of 1973 we'd all be speaking Ameslan
                              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lemmy
                                Without the Dutch competing with the English in the 17/18th century, you'd all be talking English today!

                                Pappekak.
                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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