...and it is Saturday, 20 August, 2005.
The man who beat you in a Presidential election over nine months ago, George W. Bush, is struggling. His closest advisor is the focus of an investigation involving the outing of a CIA operative; Iraq continues to implode, as now the arbitrary Constitutional deadline seems to be spurring a move towards Islamic law and fewer rights for women; more members of his own party are questioning his leadership and plan of war; his poll numbers appear to be dropping towards the 30s.
And this is the same man who beat the piss out of you in November.
Do you:
A) Cry yourself to sleep every night like a little girl.
B) Slit your wrists
C) Hunt down the people who ran your campaign and execute them, gangland-style
D) All of the above
E) Other
The man who beat you in a Presidential election over nine months ago, George W. Bush, is struggling. His closest advisor is the focus of an investigation involving the outing of a CIA operative; Iraq continues to implode, as now the arbitrary Constitutional deadline seems to be spurring a move towards Islamic law and fewer rights for women; more members of his own party are questioning his leadership and plan of war; his poll numbers appear to be dropping towards the 30s.
And this is the same man who beat the piss out of you in November.
Do you:
A) Cry yourself to sleep every night like a little girl.
B) Slit your wrists
C) Hunt down the people who ran your campaign and execute them, gangland-style
D) All of the above
E) Other
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