50 States, 50 Mottos

[Playful]

Originally posted by rah
Another list that has a few good ones.

UTAH: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
At least our sheep can't talk

Oxygen quick!!! I'm about to pass out from lack of it.. I'm laughing so hard!!

[boann]

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

now this can be so true...
when ive said i don't ski.. i get these looks..
its pretty funny

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by rah
Another list that has a few good ones.


MAINE: For Sale
You can spit on Canada from here

I am from Maine and here are a couple

Maine: Canadians, everyone oughtta own one

Maine: Only two kinds of people come from Canada, whores and Hockey players, what team does jo mamma play fer?

Maine: State Bird, The Black Fly

[self biased]

Originally posted by Japher


PH can be a little slow...

PhD

[Winston]

Those were some pretty funny lists, rah.

I've been thinking, I have some scans of semi-vintage "Greetings" from the different states, like the one below. They're not humorous, but quite interesting - at least to me.

If there's an interest, I could post them all here over the course of a week or so.

[Grandpa Troll]

sint seen those since the 60's and 70's

[Imran Siddiqui]

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!