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He doesn't post much, but when he does, it's still solid gold.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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"1- The bloke on the desk next to me was seriously stinky. In fact, let's be precise. He stunk like he'd been ******** all night and had skipped a shower before jogging in to work. It was those sort of smells.
What made it worse was that, being in a professional workplace, I couldn't handle matters as I would under normal circumstances- yelling "JESUS CHRIST! I CAN SMELL YOUR KNACKERS FROM TEN FEET AWAY, YOU DIRTY ****ER!". I tried keeping my coffee under my nose, but that made my glasses steam up and left me looking a bit of a *****. So I ended up having to go across the road to my training site, and phone his manager so that she could educate him in basic bodily hygiene.
2- A senior manager has burned out, and wants to move to another job. HR asked him what job he'd like. It turned out he wanted a specialist project-based training management job. My job, in other words. So from Monday, I'm being shunted into Account Management. It's technically a promotion, but not to the extent of paying me any more, and I've no desire to be an Account Manager. It's all grovelling and brown-nosing corporate customers, and I have too much barely-suppressed rage to be safe in such a role.
3- I had to go to a Parent's Evening, and in front of a hall full of 200 parents and teachers, I fell over a chair.
4- While washing-up, I dropped a fork and it went into my foot like a ****ing harpoon. Ow. Ow. Bleed. Ow.
Sympathy now, or I'll kill you in your beds."
THIS is solid gold ?
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The only thing that's keeping this open is that he's still posting. We count that as contributing. (and the fact that the same thread wasn't created in multiple forums, at least from I could tell)It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O
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