introducing my satire site

[Pekka]

*tear*

[Tassadar500]

Is the internet rat crying?

[Pekka]

not any more than the troll is .. *tear*

[Theben]

Originally posted by zenofeller
stuff

[sic]

further, let me clarify the standpoint for the slower amongst you.

i am not exposing my "work". i am not interested in your reaction, or your criticism, whether you deem it constructive or otherwise for anything than a good laugh. what i am doing is in fact allowing your limited human intelects into the realm of divine logic and truth. now, is it my fault that it glares your eyes, used as they are to the darkness of the cave you normally inhabit ?

Now where have I heard this kind of talk before... hmmm... ZOMFG it's Epub Rex!1!

[Theben]

btw you spelled 'intellects' wrong.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

well i dont know why you guys jumped all over him. i dont think its funny either, but no need to rip him a new one.

[Sandman]

His site's not funny.

And there should have been some warning about the poo porn.

[Japher]

bump

[zenofeller]

Originally posted by Pekka
I would say the problem with your 'humor' even without visiting the website is, that yo don't have personal touch to it, it's not unique and it's definitely NOT FUNNY.

I know it's subjective matter, and you might find it funny, but if there's not a single soul on this planet outher than you finding it funny.. hey it prolly isn't. Then most likely it just .. well sucks. But like teenage boys, every now and then few of them grows to be really skilled lovers like I am. So I encourage you to continue and rise from the zone of suckiness. I know you can do it. It is up to you.

For oneliners(spelling?), you can buy 5 dollars per joke, average one. 20 bucks for SOLID GOLD. Here's one average (stolen one): Why do you have to pay 20 bucks to see 50 cent? For SOLID GOLD, you need to make requests.

To learn freestyle storytelling, I can give you lecturing and teaching for 30 bucks an hour, with minimum hours of 40. For ramblings, 20 bucks an hour, 30 hour minimum, plus required studying material can be found on the internet, mainly this website.

Thank you and don't get depressed. Maybe God has other plans for you my earthly friend!

hehehehehehe

you actually are trying to whore your ****ty italian english out for money ?

skilled lover ey ?

hehehehehehe

[Pekka]

Actually no, but as your comedy is not exactly gold, you also have no irony.

Ta-ta!

[Bereta_Eder]

He's not really Italian.

[zenofeller]

his english mistakes would go with italian as a native language tho

[Pekka]

adn MSNBC is mostly business news channel.

And you suck.

And you flood forums all over the internet and expect to get good feedback.

And just like me, you spell.. bad. I'm not native speaker, what's your excuse?

Oh and please, learn HTML.

[Pekka]

AND I HAVE MASSIVE ... penis.

[zenofeller]

Originally posted by Pekka
AND I HAVE MASSIVE ... penis.

which would explain why your avatar is a cow.