introducing my satire site

[BeBMan]

Not bad for the start

[zenofeller]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

Then why are you here? You want us to give you our time.

wrong. im here because i feel incline to do you a favor.

[reds4ever]

Won't be long (thank God!) until Ming or Rah swing back around this way....

[zenofeller]

in the few other instances i did condescend to post, the topic went over 1k views in 24 hours. they might not want to close it

[Japher]

that's nice, but we here pride ourselves in content, and not just number of views...



I made a funny

[zenofeller]

you pride yourselves in the content of the off topic forum ?

[Guynemer]

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
His stuff isn't that funny anyways.

Now, LazBlog, is that still even open? That was prime funny, there.

I agree.

[Guynemer]

He doesn't post much, but when he does, it's still solid gold.

http://howlingatthemoon.blog-city.com/

[Az]

The last self-admitted spammer we had on the forums died in suspicious sircumstances ( we even got a letter from his brother!) , and then was reanimated as a zombie.

I don't like zombies.

[zenofeller]

"1- The bloke on the desk next to me was seriously stinky. In fact, let's be precise. He stunk like he'd been ******** all night and had skipped a shower before jogging in to work. It was those sort of smells.

What made it worse was that, being in a professional workplace, I couldn't handle matters as I would under normal circumstances- yelling "JESUS CHRIST! I CAN SMELL YOUR KNACKERS FROM TEN FEET AWAY, YOU DIRTY ****ER!". I tried keeping my coffee under my nose, but that made my glasses steam up and left me looking a bit of a *****. So I ended up having to go across the road to my training site, and phone his manager so that she could educate him in basic bodily hygiene.

2- A senior manager has burned out, and wants to move to another job. HR asked him what job he'd like. It turned out he wanted a specialist project-based training management job. My job, in other words. So from Monday, I'm being shunted into Account Management. It's technically a promotion, but not to the extent of paying me any more, and I've no desire to be an Account Manager. It's all grovelling and brown-nosing corporate customers, and I have too much barely-suppressed rage to be safe in such a role.

3- I had to go to a Parent's Evening, and in front of a hall full of 200 parents and teachers, I fell over a chair.

4- While washing-up, I dropped a fork and it went into my foot like a ****ing harpoon. Ow. Ow. Bleed. Ow.

Sympathy now, or I'll kill you in your beds."

THIS is solid gold ?

[Japher]

No man is so worthless that he can't be used as a bad example.

[zenofeller]

well i cant die in any sort of sircumstances or circumstances, what with being a god and all.

[rah]

The only thing that's keeping this open is that he's still posting. We count that as contributing. (and the fact that the same thread wasn't created in multiple forums, at least from I could tell)

[Az]

Is being a spelling Nazi an integral part of your comic routine?


Seriously, I don't care. Welcome to our community. The best place on the internet.