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Originally posted by Lancer
I wonder why the first one jumped?
I wonder why the first one jumped?
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He was confused, and thought he was a lemming.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Maybe they had a guilty conscience.Comment
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Her husband left her for a human.quote:
Originally posted by Lancer
I wonder why the first one jumped?
Oh wait, it was in Turkey. I thought it said New Zealand.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Such a baad way to die. Poor sheep.
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There's something FarSide ish about this thread.Long time member @ Apolyton
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An Ozzy post without reference to youth rights
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He's mostly concerned about the young sheep which blindly followed the older sheep to their doom, because they had been trained not to think for themselves. Also, the older sheep souldn't have had drivers licences.
I pretty sure that's what he meant.Long time member @ Apolyton
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That must be it without a doubt. Them young sheep should be allowed to vote at 12.Comment
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Damn straightOriginally posted by Lancer
He's mostly concerned about the young sheep which blindly followed the older sheep to their doom, because they had been trained not to think for themselves. Also, the older sheep souldn't have had drivers licences.
I pretty sure that's what he meant.
Kid rights would have solved the whole problem.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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That's pure spin. The fact of the matter is that the older, wiser, sheep KNEW the younger sheep were planing some crazy stunt, 'extreme jumping' to be exact. So, the older sheep threw themselves from the cliff to provide the younger sheep a soft, fluffy landing, saving their young lives by sacrificing their own. Heros. That's what the older sheep are, heros.
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The next Lemming clone will have sheep instead of lemmings?
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I do hope all that meat didn't go to waste though...they should have made a giant shish kebab!
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Old sheep sacrificing for the ungrateful young... again. 
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When those young ones grow up, then they'll understand how much we, I mean those older sheep sacrifice...
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He saw a car full of Greek tourists approaching.Originally posted by Lancer
I wonder why the first one jumped? The rest jumped because they're sheep I assume, but why the first?What?Comment
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