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    1,500 suicidal sheep leap of a cliff in Turkey



    First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported Friday.

    The sheep fell 15 metres (yards) to their deaths in a ravine in Van province near Iran.

    In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher, cushioning the fall, the daily newspaper Aksam reported.

    "There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

    The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops US$100,000 (84,000 Euro), a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per person is around US$2,700 (2,268 Euro).

    "Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."


    Attached: Sheep. Illustration.
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  • #2
    Rumors have it that the sheep panicked and jumped at the sight of a Commie Kiwi philosopher with a particularly lustful look in his eyes.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Boris Godunov
      Rumors have it that the sheep panicked and jumped at the sight of a Commie Kiwi philosopher with a particularly lustful look in his eyes.
      Why the edit?

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      • #4
        it's one of the signs of the apocalypse...
        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Verto
          Why the edit?
          Better flow.
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            Sirotnikov puts the care in massacare

            Love the avatar btw. Its so bouncy...
            Last edited by Nostromo; July 8, 2005, 22:34.
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #7
              Siro, shame on you, you made me think there was a huge suicide bombing.

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              • #8
                Maybe there were just training for suicide bombings.
                Blah

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                • #9
                  Re: Worse Massacare in Years!

                  Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                  "There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted,"
                  Sheep and alcohol

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                  • #10
                    I wonder how many people lost relatives.
                    "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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                    • #11
                      A) I am not really amused. I feel sorry for the sheep and their owners actually.
                      B) Hey, you! Yes, the guy who opened the thread! You! Why didn't you return the call the other day?
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        I wonder why the first one jumped? The rest jumped because they're sheep I assume, but why the first?
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                        • #13
                          I would have grabbed a chair and a large bucket full of ice cold beer and watched the festivites commence...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by nostromo
                            Sirotnikov puts the care in massacare

                            Love the avatar btw. Its so bouncy...


                            Massacre?
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              What a bunch of sheep.

                              Of course, it is also possible that the sheep found out what the villagers were going to do to them and decided to escape from their enslavement in the only way possible.
                              VANGUARD

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