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  • You KNOW you're living in 2005 when....

    1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave





    2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years




    3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name




    4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.




    6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.




    7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling




    8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
    friends





    9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.







    10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5






    11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
    Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

  • #2
    I don't think I've ever played solitaire with actual cards. That'd be stupid.

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    • #3
      You KNOW you're living in 2005 when..

      12.) Someone posts a 5 year old joke redone for use as a joke making reference to the technological and societal changes that have taken place by the year 2005.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kuciwalker
        I don't think I've ever played solitaire with actual cards. That'd be stupid.
        How...kuci, both in that you haven't done such a basic thing, and how you attempt to pass it off as justification for continued arrogance.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Verto
          You KNOW you're living in 2005 when..

          12.) Someone posts a 5 year old joke redone for use as a joke making reference to the technological and societal changes that have taken place by the year 2005.
          Well it made me laugh, who cares if its unoriginal.
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #6
            Originally posted by OzzyKP


            Well it made me laugh, who cares if its unoriginal.
            It made me laugh too, seeing it again. Just giving you a hard time.

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            • #7
              Ok
              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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              • #8
                Originally posted by OzzyKP
                1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
                Don't have a microwave oven, so it doesn't happen.

                [QUOTE]
                2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
                [QUOTE]
                I feel a little guilty.


                3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
                Nah, they are just too far away.

                4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
                Haven't had a TV that could work without a remote for at least twenty years.


                6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.
                They never had.

                7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
                Nope.

                8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
                friends
                Nope - it is too pathetic.


                9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
                Who cares




                10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
                Nope, it was on the screen - I read the full post before answering, but yeah, I might be old




                11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
                Nope, but I guess that many "children" will get caught in your trap
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #9
                  11.) You have at least 10 passwords- and they're all memorized

                  12.) You use your computer to play music more than your radio.
                  -->Visit CGN!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Verto
                    You KNOW you're living in 2005 when..

                    12.) Someone posts a 5 year old joke redone for use as a joke making reference to the technological and societal changes that have taken place by the year 2005.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      those two are much more updated than the others
                      -->Visit CGN!
                      -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                      • #12
                        Verto, I'm sorry to say, but, your joke has been turned into a MrFunism.

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                        • #13
                          It was such a young joke too
                          I changed my signature

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by OzzyKP


                            Well it made me laugh, who cares if its unoriginal.
                            * nods *

                            Haven't had a TV that could work without a remote for at least twenty years.

                            Never seen a tv that can't be operated without one, though it can be a pain.
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DarkCloud
                              11.) You have at least 10 passwords- and they're all memorized
                              Perhaps you should also add having 10 usernames or 10 e-mail accounts...

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