death by inside fart

[Combat Ingrid]

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$16.99 for the entire CD

[Lancer]

They don't have crappers in Finland?

Actually people are grateful to me when I fart as mine smell like roses with just a hint of lemon. For instance on a full elevator once I let fly...blaaat! and people were very concerned and looking around for the culprit. I let the tension build until I'd had my fun and then said, "It was me, it's ok." Well, the relief was palpable and when the scent made it around the elevator I magnamously accepted the accolades of my fellow passengers.

Just the kinda guy I am.

[Japher]

"painting the elevator" is awesome, though I generally do it right before I get off

my favorite is the "metal bench fart" when you are the only one on it, position yourself at the far end and sfffffffiiinnng!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
The was a man with a digestive problem in Australia who was burned to death upon emitted a very large flatus next to a welders flame.

Yeah, right. And I bet you also believe there's a young man from Nantucket who's very pleased with himself, don't you?

[Richelieu]

Pekka, you're full of ****.

[Boris Godunov]

I dunno. Think this guy has died yet?

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/fartingpreacher4.html

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Japher
I have a friend who use to be 200+ pounds over weight because of unhealthy eating habits. He claimed that he never farted, and for the life of me I can never remember a time when he did. And, coming from a bunch of boozers we would remember.

Anyway, the same dude suffered from anerisms. We aren't sure if this was from his unhealthy nature or his lack of farting. He has since gone on a diet, thanks to his wife, and he is now health as an ox instead of big as one. Unfortunately, however, he now farts.

True story. Holding your farts can cause Anerisms... IMO.

He probably started to eat a lot more fiber. Fiber cleans all of the plaque from your digestive system, reducing excess weight, as well as making you feel full and less hungry. It also produces a lot of gas as it makes its way through your body.

[Shogun Gunner]

Is this concept related to the "Dutch Oven"? It's a different type of "inside" and has a much nastier upside.