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They don't have crappers in Finland?
Actually people are grateful to me when I fart as mine smell like roses with just a hint of lemon. For instance on a full elevator once I let fly...blaaat! and people were very concerned and looking around for the culprit. I let the tension build until I'd had my fun and then said, "It was me, it's ok." Well, the relief was palpable and when the scent made it around the elevator I magnamously accepted the accolades of my fellow passengers.
Just the kinda guy I am.Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of time
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Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
The was a man with a digestive problem in Australia who was burned to death upon emitted a very large flatus next to a welders flame.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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Originally posted by Japher
I have a friend who use to be 200+ pounds over weight because of unhealthy eating habits. He claimed that he never farted, and for the life of me I can never remember a time when he did. And, coming from a bunch of boozers we would remember.
Anyway, the same dude suffered from anerisms. We aren't sure if this was from his unhealthy nature or his lack of farting. He has since gone on a diet, thanks to his wife, and he is now health as an ox instead of big as one. Unfortunately, however, he now farts.
True story. Holding your farts can cause Anerisms... IMO.
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