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  • #61
    "You didn't have to insult him you know. You could have politely reminded him that its good manners to apologize when he mistakenly blows cigarette smoke in someone's face. That would have shocked the heck out of him."

    Depends.. where I come from, those are the fighting words.
    In da butt.
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    • #62
      Che doesn't understand because he's not black.
      ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
      ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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      • #63
        Originally posted by DeathByTheSword


        still a big chance it would have happened...punks dont like to be put in there place...polite or otherwise
        Well there's snubby snooty polite, then there's humble sincere polite. I find that many people accept the later when CW suggests that they wouldn't.
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • #64
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          I'm not a Jew. I'm just a little Jew-ish. I have Jewish ancestors and am frequently mistaken for being a Jew and my screen name is a very derogatory Hebrew insult.

          Seriously, though, I'm not Jewish and don't pretend to be.
          What does Che Guevara have to do Jews?

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          • #65
            Is this thread the official Che death watch?

            Get that gun bro!!!
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #66
              No, if he wanted to disarm the situation say, "Hey, if you wanted to share that cigarette you should've passed it to me instead of blowing the smoke in my face."
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              • #67
                the chicken hawks amaze me
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Lord Nuclear
                  What does Che Guevara have to do Jews?
                  Che Guevara has nothing to do with the Jews.

                  My nick, however, is chegitz a mispelling of the Hebrew/Yiddish word shaygitz. Che is pronouced shay, so in order to have the same visual pun as verbal, I changed the spelling.

                  In Yiddish, shaygitz has a couple of meanings. When refering to a child, it roughly means punk. Otherwise it means a dangerous gentile thug. In Hebrew, however, it means something a bit meaner, roughly, a disgusting thing which defiles you by touching it.

                  When my punk Jewish comrades were calling me shaygitz back in the day, they told me it meant *******, so I turned it into a pun with the shaygitz/chegitz guevara thing.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #69
                    I learned something new tonight.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #70
                      He owed you (whitey) that smoke in the face for enslaving his people and making them pick cotton.
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                      • #71
                        Next time beat the smoking punk down before he can run lying to his friends. Then there will be only two of them to deal with in the McDonalds. (jk)
                        He's got the Midas touch.
                        But he touched it too much!
                        Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                        • #72
                          I had a similar situation once. I honked at some college basketball player because he cut me off, and he got out of his car at the stop light and threatened me.

                          I don't do anything like that anymore. It really doesn't prove anything.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                          • #73
                            "college basketball player"

                            Bite him in the groin.
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                            • #74
                              Threaten to call one of his babies mommas!
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                              • #75
                                Threaten to call one of his daddys!
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