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  • God to Punish Florida Again: Tropical Storm Arlene

    Despite the fact that we won't be taking a direct hit, we will be in the NE quadrant of the storm, meaning we get all the rain and tornados as it skims the coast. I'm going to have a wet and windy weekend.

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    So that's why I'm suffering through a rainstorm atm.
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    • #3
      Deus Vult!
      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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        99 days out of a hundred it's sunny, beautiful, babes in bikinis, frosty slush drinks with little umbrellas...but one day it rains and biiiitch and whiiiine...
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        • #5
          Originally posted by DinoDoc
          So that's why I'm suffering through a rainstorm atm.
          Actually, no. The outer bands of Arlene aren't near you yet. I've been watching the clouds whip past outside. We'll get our first thunderstorms tonight. We're under a flood watch.

          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            2 weeks to go.
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            • #7
              Hows things CW? How you doing?
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              • #8
                I'm still alive. Whether that's good or bad I haven't decided yet.
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                • #9
                  You realize Bible thumpers will blame gays for this, right?
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    "Whether that's good or bad I haven't decided yet."

                    As long as you live there's always a chance, and that's a good thing.
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                    • #11
                      Have you been trying to control the weather, MrFun?

                      Originally posted by Lancer
                      "Whether that's good or bad I haven't decided yet."

                      As long as you live there's always a chance, and that's a good thing.
                      So I have been told.
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                      • #12
                        Yes -- it's unbelievable what kind of powers I have.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          You're just wasted in Iowa
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                          • #14
                            I don't live in Iowa right now -- I'm from there, but as of now, I live across the Mississippi River in East Moline, Illinois.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              Plotting against the Illini then? Should Ming and rah be wary?
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