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  • #16
    Come over here, I will fill you in on the details . . . . .


    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      God didn't cause this. A butterfly flaped it's wings in Texas and caused this.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #18
        GOD HATES FFFFFFFFFFFF...

        LORIDIANS!
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #19
          poor dolphin island.. is right in the middle of it again.
          i spent a week there last summer .. it was such a beautiful place.
          "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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          • #20
            After the Shiavo case god needs to punish Florida to teach you fundimentalists Christians not to try to speak for him.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #21
              Something to keep in mind. Andrew was projected to be a tropical storm when it made landfall, but in the last few hours before it hit Florida, it strengthened to a cat 4 huricane
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Can someone prove god exists and is sending this weather?
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                • #23
                  Do I believe in God?
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    You realize Bible thumpers will blame gays for this, right?
                    Personally, I blame all the marital sodomy going on in Alabama.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MrFun
                      You realize Bible thumpers will blame gays for this, right?
                      Well then, repent, you evil God-mocking sodomite, for all those nasty things you said about Anita.
                      When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                      • #26
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #27
                          Looks pretty

                          disorganized...
                          Long time member @ Apolyton
                          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Kidicious
                            God didn't cause this. A butterfly flaped it's wings in Texas and caused this.
                            A good, God-fearing Christian Republican butterfy!
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #29
                              This is a cool idea, especially for you folks in tornado country.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lancer
                                Looks pretty

                                disorganized...
                                Sustained winds are at 55mph. I'm trying to find a water temp map.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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