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  • #31
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


      Well then, repent, you evil God-mocking sodomite, for all those nasty things you said about Anita.
      I refuse to repent.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Something to keep in mind. Andrew was projected to be a tropical storm when it made landfall, but in the last few hours before it hit Florida, it strengthened to a cat 4 huricane
        It is now thought it was a Cat 5 when it made landfall in Florida.

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        • #34
          I just road to the landlord's and back. I thought I caught a break in the storm, but about halfway there, it started pouring. I am a wet commie.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            You should have taken my hat advice.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Actually, no. The outer bands of Arlene aren't near you yet. I've been watching the clouds whip past outside. We'll get our first thunderstorms tonight. We're under a flood watch.
              You realize that Dino was referring to your use of "NE", don't you?

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              • #37
                I had a baseball cap. It kept the water out of my face.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  I had a baseball cap. It kept the water out of my face.
                  You should own a sombrero. For humorous purposes if nothing else.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                    You realize that Dino was referring to your use of "NE", don't you?
                    Okay, I don't know what you mean.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      NE = Nebraska.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Agathon


                        You should own a sombrero. For humorous purposes if nothing else.
                        I'll pick one up next time I go to Cancun.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                          NE = Nebraska.
                          What is he doing in Nebraska?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            Living there, presumably.

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                            • #44
                              I thought he was going to Old Miss.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #45
                                What the hell is Kuci talking about?
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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