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  • #31
    He's just lucky Laura don't read over his shoulder while he's at work.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #32
      I'm not at work today.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by JohnT


        The person who posts his family issues on this board? The person who wrote an essay about how his 2 year-old walked in on him and momma? The person who talks about his crappy cars, and the fact that I'm just too damned cheap to do anything about it?

        ****e, you actually think fatally TMI'ing myself will stay my hand? Tis to laugh!
        Yes, but this is so much more disgusting and potentially humilating.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #34
          Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Last Conformist
            Sure.
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #36
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.
              Why are you trying to stop the happy troll fun, Che?

              Anyway, nothing JohnT has said comes close to your admission of transvestism in the clothes thread. I want pics !!!!
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #37
                There weren't any.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Agathon
                  You've already fatally TMIed yourself.. these aren't the droids you're looking for.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.

                    Actually, we were walking around the bedroom nekkid, I tripped, Laura caught me, and surprise! She's pregnant.

                    What? It doesn't work that way for everybody????

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                    • #40
                      Probably not. (1) Fear of disease; and (2) if we went to her place, fear of being mugged ... like what happened to a couple of college buddies of mine. (Although it was fun watching Chaik trying to explain to his fiancee what happened to the watch she'd bought him. )

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                      • #41
                        Mugged by a stripper? Ouch!

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                        • #42
                          Or rather, some "hired" muscle.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Whoha
                            Or rather, some "hired" muscle.
                            Bingo!

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                            • #44
                              yes, if you are going to do that, bringing along your real wallet and other personal effects is quite foolish.

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                              • #45
                                I'd have sex with a male stripper if he was hot, sure. Why not?

                                I wouldn't preclude a relationship either, but he'd have to be rather extraordinary for a stripper in the brains department.
                                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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