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Originally posted by JohnT
My wife performed a strip for me last night.
So... yeah.
My wife performed a strip for me last night.
So... yeah.
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Trying to reignite that old spark in the marriage, JohnT?
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My wife lurves me, what can I say?
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If she were hot, yes.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Casual sex: no problem
Serious relationship: no idea if the relationship would be affected."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Either that, or she's having to resort to increasingly humiliating measures to get your performance up to par.Originally posted by JohnT
My wife lurves me, what can I say?
You don't want to play this game JohnT. You've already fatally TMIed yourself.. these aren't the droids you're looking for.
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I think you should look past all of that too see who they really are.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensationComment
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Like Spiffor causual sex would be no problem but a serious relationship wouldn't work. I just couldn't go for that.
****Note the above is assuming I was free from a committed relationship to have causual sex which I am not.
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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eewwwww
you just don't know where that thangs been
that would be a no
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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Disembowellment porn? You're ****ing sick mate.Originally posted by Pax
I think you should look past all of that too see who they really are.Only feebs vote.Comment
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There are precautionsOriginally posted by boann
eewwwww
you just don't know where that thangs been
that would be a no
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Originally posted by Pax
I think you should look past all of that too see who they really are.
I agree but there are also certain stereotypes associated with each work. I wouldn't be held a slave by these stereotypes but I wouldn't act like if they weren't there either. If she cancels them in my miund by who she is then
if it's one time sex I wouldn't philosophize it so muchComment
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Originally posted by Sprayber
There are precautions
really, do tell
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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I would not want a long term relationship with a stripper, because they all have emotional troubles to one extent or another, but a short-term casual relationship would be fine.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Sure.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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The person who posts his family issues on this board? The person who wrote an essay about how his 2 year-old walked in on him and momma? The person who talks about his crappy cars, and the fact that I'm just too damned cheap to do anything about it?Originally posted by Agathon
You don't want to play this game JohnT. You've already fatally TMIed yourself...
****e, you actually think fatally TMI'ing myself will stay my hand? Tis to laugh!
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