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  • #16
    Originally posted by Last Conformist
    I've not got any in ages.
    Thats just common knowlegde.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Pekka
      Send them hot mormon girls to my place next time. I'll take care of the catering... the main course is.. me
      sorry pekka these ladies werent young hot things there were more in the age limits of your mom. course if they have daughters hanging round them and i see them again ill give them ur address
      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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      • #18
        Nice. Please make the pre-selection for me. I trust your taste. Between ages 19 and 29 would be the best.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #19
          Totally ruin my ****ing morning. The paper on the stop sign is a lost dog sign. Someone lost two of thier weener dogs. There's no way those things are still alive, probably run over by some ******* already.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Space05us


            Thats just common knowlegde.
            English is a horrid little language, isn't it?
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Last Conformist
              English is a horrid little language, isn't it?
              Indeed

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              • #22
                Hey, Pekka, next time they come to your door just use some of that oxytocin stuff I've been reading.
                "And his word shall carry
                death eternal to those who
                stand against righteousness."

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                • #23
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Space05us
                    I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house. Tagging my turf is a no-no!
                    So this is why you need a knife?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Smiley


                      So this is why you need a knife?

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                      • #26
                        I slept in today. Woke up at 4:30pm in time for dinner. Story of my day so far.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Pekka
                          Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.
                          Try: "So, you wanna come in a break a few Commandments with me?

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                          • #28
                            I keep a half-empty bottle of Jack near me at all times just in case one of them knocks on the door. Looking like a sinful drunk tends to scare them off right quick, especially if you pretend to be a violent drunk.
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                            • #29
                              They never come to my door...perhaps they have been warned
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Space05us
                                I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house.
                                Originally posted on the stop sign outside Space05us' house

                                God is teh 1337! He pwns j00!
                                Something like that?

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