Buahaha, good doggy. Poor bible thumpers.

[Space05us]

So Im sitting here on my ass listening to some music, POD no less, when I hear a very faint knock at the door (I guess they didnt see the doorbell). My dog starts barking as usual. I get up, look out the window and see a gaggle of folks in nice clothing, wtf? Look out the peephole and see two older women. OK, so I open the door and this woman starts talking to me about the bible and how they are trying to increase peoples understanding by giving them free home bibles. I tell her I already have a bible and then she starts to repeat herself, out of nervousness no doubt. My dog, who had stopped barking when I opened the door, chimed in with a hearty few barks and the lady stepped back and said "Ooh, dog". She asked me if I was interested one more time really quick and I told her I wasnt. Then she left.

Story of the day so far.

[Japher]

beats my day so far

[Last Conformist]

You should've taken the bible. Makes for a snazzy drinks stand.

[Pekka]

Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.

[Space05us]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
You should've taken the bible. Makes for a snazzy drinks stand.

Im a closet Christian. To do that would be wrong.

[Spiffor]

You should have said that your dog eats bibles and bible-thumpers

[Space05us]

Originally posted by Pekka
Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.

I remember that thread

[Pekka]

No I'm telling you Space, she was smoking hot.. a rare kind of beauty. A real classical sexy hot beauty in a dress and one of them hats too. Stylish, sexy... and virgin?

[Space05us]

I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house. Tagging my turf is a no-no!

[Muad'Dib]

Ah, Jehovah Witnesses. Have to love their dedication though. Knock on a strangers' doors talking dogma.
I loved it when they came to mine. Them trying to convert me. Me debating them on every issue. Then they stopped coming.

[Space05us]

Originally posted by Muad'Dib
Ah, Jehovah Witnesses. Have to love their dedication though. Knock on a strangers' doors talking dogma.
I loved it when they came to mine. Them trying to convert me. Me debating them on every issue. Then they stopped coming.

I dont think there is a JW church near here, they may have been Baptists. I dunno, I dont care.

[Pekka]

yaeh and in here they send the pretty girls. I can't stress enough how beautiful they were. Not just hot. They were beautiful, like Godesses. Very tastefully dressed in summer dresses and hats, like in old movies. On a sunny day, that can make a young man go nuts! And the werid part is she didn't talk about religion, she talked about scams and protecting your computer At the end she slipped their magazine to me.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

This is funny the relegious folks are out in droves. Got accosted getting in my truck by mormon missionaries. I told them i was catholic and not interested to no avail they were still there trying to get me to let them talk when i told them my husband was mormon they still insisted on making a date to come by to visit. I finally had to be rude and tell them look im in a hurry do you mind. You would think telling them tubes was a mormon they would get the hint ur preaching to choir but they didnt

[Pekka]

Send them hot mormon girls to my place next time. I'll take care of the catering... the main course is.. me

[Last Conformist]

I've not got any in ages.

When I lived with my parents, telling them that my father is a pastor (which happens to be true) was a sure way to get them to leave.