How do you tell if a girl is interested in you?

[Az]

Yeah, sure. I always do that with ex-russians. Gets me bigger tips.

Btw, I am only angry that I went to bed early and missed all the useful advice. Thanks, everyone! (esp. you, Gibsie )

[Agathon]

Most women I know would be really moved if a guy still has feeling for her after 20 years and is still waiting for her.

Your English is wanting here UR – surely you mean that she would "really move" if a guy was like that.

[KrazyHorse]

Hmm.

Ways that girls I was not involved with have told me they were interested in me:

1) Grabbed me and kissed me in a park
2) Told me that I was "the sexiest man I've ever met"
3) Told me (while dancing with her in a club) that "I want to **** you"
4) Took a nap while sitting beside me on a sofa...by putting her head in my lap
5) Asked me: "have you been working out?"
6) Sent the following message home with my roommate: "Damn, you look hot"
7) Asked me which "Sailor Moon" character I'd like to see her having lesbian sex with (this was 7-8 years ago). The answer (after she showed me drawings of each of them) was "Sailor Jupiter"
8) Told me that she thought I was an "eccentric genius; just the type of man I like"
9) Told me that I look like an angel when I sleep (while sleeping in a hotel room on a trip)
10) Gave me a massage, then told me she wanted to massage me nude. Her boyfriend was watching this, but was too much of a ***** to stand up for himself.
11) Asked me to walk her home late one night, then asked me to spend the night
12) Tried to punch me in the head over and over again, then asked me to spend the night

[Agathon]

KH is more full of crap than a prison long drop.

[KrazyHorse]

Oh...forgot the time a girl my friend was trying to hook up with (they were both Jewish) told me that "she found goys much sexier than Jews" while rubbing my chest. That was disturbing on a number of levels.

Ran away from her...

[Ted Striker]

You need to write a book on that Krazyhorse.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Agathon
KH is more full of crap than a prison long drop.

Sweetheart, I can get verification on three of the above from my current girlfriend/fiancée...



I'll leave it up to your imagination to decide which three...

I've always been clueless when it comes to women. Luckily they come on strong to me when I'm too stupid to respond to the more subtle advances.

[Agathon]

You've also claimed to be a genius. That was also rather hilarious.

[KrazyHorse]

I've never claimed to be a genius on this site as far as I know. I mentioned that a girl has called me that in order to hit on me. More than one, actually.

If you want to discuss reality, according to the "technical" definiton I am, but that's pretty standard in physics.

I'm sitting at about 4+ sigma according to any serious attempt at measurement you care to provide. It's a pretty useless measurement though. I have much more respect for accomplishment than for masturbatory measurements of something as vaguely defined as "intelligence".

IOW, Marilyn vos Savant can suck my balls. She's a useless **** who's scored extremely highly on a useless test...

[KrazyHorse]

blech. your agathonness just sobered me up

you killed the decent buzz i had going.

[Agathon]

If you want to discuss reality, according to the "technical" definiton I am, but that's pretty standard in physics.

Which shows how useless the technical definition is.

[KrazyHorse]

Isn't that what i just said?

[Agathon]

Probably, it's half past two and I'm having trouble seeing.

The demon drink, you see...

[KrazyHorse]

Oh, aslo forgot the girl that read me a poem (in French) about ****ing.

[KrazyHorse]

She was a stuck up biznatch. But I should have gone with her. That would make 3 girls whose seals I've cracked...