I have this insatiable urge to threadjack this thread.
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How do you tell if a girl is interested in you?
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NO this is PERFECT!
You can 'deliver' yourself to her. Make those papers you have with the address and if they have to sign for something. Them put it on yourself. You can even get into some kind of easy-to-strip overalls, and WHAM get naked and have the paper hanging from a string that is tied into your gzat...
If you don't want to be the ultimate perv, you can do it using some cheesy things. Deliver yourself anyway.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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It would be funny though if you'd do it in their lobby, and you'd think no one else was in the house, and her dad would come out of the bathroom or something, right next to you, with your willie out and something hanging from it. There would be a moment of silence and utter disbelief. You'd quickly jump into the overall and make a run for it, and he'd come after you with a gun, trying to shoot, and this crazy fast harmonica would start playing in the backround and then he'd shout hebrew to you adn you'd do that too, jump over small obstacles and fall and stumble on everything. It would be like a comedy scene.
He wouldn't catch you, and later on you'd get the girl of course, who would be deeply impressed by your brave attempt.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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