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**Alexander's Horse** · May 30, 2005, 05:46

what can I say? little boys like their poo.

the worst part is the pooy finger scrapes on the walls, when the paper runs out.

**DaShi** · May 30, 2005, 05:55

Right, I'm not buying your house now.

**Sikander** · May 30, 2005, 06:03

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
How many toilets can you crap in at the same time anyway?

Two if my ass gets any wider.

I have two full bathrooms for me and my girlfriend, who stays with me about half of the time.

**Pekka** · May 30, 2005, 06:15

1 and it's small but... it's mine. Well, actually I rent it so.. but.. it's MINE damn it! Why would I need a second bathroom, of course I wouldn't.

**Alexander's Horse** · May 30, 2005, 07:10

we work it out like this

Mrs Horse has the ensuite bathroom to herself - I don't go in there, its got woman's things in there and smells really bad of perfume and cologne. And her bathroom is the messiest

The boys and I share another bathroom and a separate toilet down the hall - the hell hole. I'm tough, I can take it, plus you can stretch out and read a newspaper, which as any man knows, is what a toilet is really for.

The bathroom downstairs, which is part of the laundry, is for daytime.

I clean all the toilets to help Mrs Horse out.

**Pekka** · May 30, 2005, 07:14

i never understood the reading paper concept in the bathroom. What is it with most of you guys. Do you have constipation? I go in, I sit down, in less than 5 seconds my trumpet goes to work, that's it, wipe, clean, out.

**Alexander's Horse** · May 30, 2005, 07:20

Its simple really - once you have a wife and some kids you'll realise that the crappa is just about the only place in the house where you can get some peace and quiet and noone will disturb you, even your missus.

**Pekka** · May 30, 2005, 07:30

oh that's true.. I don't know about it yet!

Though once this girl I was with and I was brushing my teeth in the morning, she came in, sat on the toilet and started peeing. It was ... well not disgusting but disturbing. It's like we were married even though I had known her for less than a month. Also, when I do get married, and I do my morning stuff, I don't want anyone coming in to pee right next to me, unless they really have to go.

**Provost Harrison** · May 30, 2005, 08:26

Just the one. I live alone so the queues aren't too bad

**SpencerH** · May 30, 2005, 09:10

4 persons 4.5 bathrooms. I cant understand why I have children using the master bathroom. How many do I need.

**Kontiki** · May 30, 2005, 09:17

1.5

**Apocalypse** · May 30, 2005, 10:27

2 at home, 1/100th at uni

**:) Smiley** · May 30, 2005, 13:42

Originally posted by Apocalypse
1/100th at uni

Isn't that below minimum building codes? Or is it a bathroom with multiple stalls?

**Lancer** · May 30, 2005, 15:09

I just realized Apolyton has no bathrooms!?! A forum with 25,000 members and no place to relieve oneself. Something must be done...a bathroom forum? No! Do it right, a Mens room and a Ladies room forum. That way the gays could all hang out in the mens room, like in european train stations.

Discuss.

**Dis** · May 30, 2005, 15:09

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Oh, that is foul AH.

You seriously need to nip this bad habit in the ...ahem... "butt" now while they're still young. Scold them for not flushing the toilet immediately after use. Otherwise, when they grow up, they'll be like those ...ahem... "assh*les" that make public restrooms oh-so-fun to use and draw breath in.

they'll kick the habit when they start going over girls houses. They won't be leaving those surprises around for their girlfriends or prospetive girlfriends.

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