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I love it how the evil Asian woman is trying to stop god. 
Chick is such a raving fundie bunch of garbage.
Chick is such a raving fundie bunch of garbage.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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"Jesus was God???" he asks.
It is good to know Chick is beginning to understand his demographic. Ave NASCAR!Visit The Frontier for all your geopolitical, historical, sci-fi, and fantasy forum gaming needs.Comment
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Those evil slant eyed seductresses are trying to send all the white boys to hell!
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Bit of a downer for a Jack Chick tract. Salvation in his grasp and he turned it down.
Usually the person the Christian is trying to persuade is a complete push-over; all it takes are a few verses from the Bible and they're willing to renounce a lifetime's worth of beliefs in Jack Chick's fairytale land.
My favourite ones have to be when the Arab madman threatens to kill the Christian for calling Allah a moon god, yet ends up converting to Christianity at the end of the strip. Likewise the one where us Roman Catholics were portrayed as unpatriotic (holding allegiance to the Pope as well as the President) and become bloodthirsty murderers willing to die as a soldier of God after our confirmation.
Please tell me no-one actually takes this garbage at face value though?STDs are like pokemon... you gotta catch them ALL!!!Comment
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Apperently D&D is not just evil and the work of satan. If you summon monsters you get possesed by actual demons and go on killingsprees. So if you come to Denmark watch out for me
Mein Gott, these people are just unbelievable. If anyone is possesed its them along with OSB and company
"The Parthians are dead, the Britons conquered; Romans, play on!"
Gamingboard, Rome 3. Cent. ADComment
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Hey, this is pretty tame for a Chick tract. Not nearly as over-the-top, unintentionally-hilarious as some of his greatest hits (like his anti-homosexual and anti-evolution ones).Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Tee hee. I'm reading the one where the Muslim gets irate over the "moon god" remark. Apparently Islam has brought England to its knees. I must have missed the memo.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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It's so cute how little Susie's face contorts into a devilish mask of fury when she starts to rant about the Prophet Mohammed.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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My favourite message from the comics is that it's alright to be a murderous bastard that kills children as long as you say you're sorry and pray to Christ before you die. Then He'll welcome you with open arms and a plate of cookies.
Be an agnostic or even slightly less than pious good man who upholds the law and serves society and you'll burn in hell.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Except that little Susie's face is a devilish mask of fury half of the time she's in the comics.It's so cute how little Susie's face contorts into a devilish mask of fury when she starts to rant about the Prophet Mohammed."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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In all Chick tracts, God has a glowing light bulb head. Holy G.E.!Originally posted by Bosh
What the hell happened to Jesus' face????"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
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It is, Chick just doesn't know it.Originally posted by SpencerH
I thought it was satire until I looked at some of the other links.
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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