What the heck am I supposed to do??

[DRoseDARs]

Yes.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
Hmm, maybe the camera thingie isn´t such a bad idea after all. But I suspect she´d kick me in the nuts if I ever tried a stunt like that...

ouch not a very pleasant thought there but yeah id do the run very fast thing or hide when u sow her the tape

[curtsibling]

Terminate the friendship.

If she is on a path to despair and alcoholic doom, why follow her there?

Life is easier without such morons to look out for.

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[Imran Siddiqui]

If she won't listen tell her that you can't hang out with her and that's that. Stop thinking with your... dick/heart, whatever that makes you somewhat in love with her and realize it just ain't worth the bull****.

[Lancer]

curtsibling, you have much to learn. For instance, you could have said what you said, or you could have said this:

"You can save the damsel from a tiger or slithering snake in the grass. You can fight off the black knight bent on rape and mayhem with the fair lady, but from the damsel you can not save the damsel. You can however save yourself by forgetting about her.

Take a hike."

Ok curtsibling? BE the bull****.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
If she won't listen tell her that you can't hang out with her and that's that. Stop thinking with your... dick/heart, whatever that makes you somewhat in love with her and realize it just ain't worth the bull****.

Yeah, well. She does tend to treat me like her ***** sometimes... Time to find my lost spine me thinks...

[chequita guevara]

It's always time to find a spine. If not yours, someone else's.

[Lancer]

"Time to find my lost spine me thinks..."

No more communism for you then? Good, now...about this girl...

[Theben]

If she's that wasted she'll miss your nuts and instead wind up kicking the barstool, breaking her toes while simultaneously flooring herself.

The camera thing is good, but any substance abuser can rationalize away anything that gets between them and their vice.

Try the camera, then take a hard line, but be a good friend and let her know that you'll be willing to help when she comes to her senses. She may never do so, of course.

Or just ****ing kidnap her and throw her in a Betty Ford clinic somewhere for treatment for 'exhaustion'.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lancer
"Time to find my lost spine me thinks..."

No more communism for you then? Good, now...about this girl...

Let's not be drastic.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It's always time to find a spine. If not yours, someone else's.

For some reason this got me thinking of Predator 2...

[curtsibling]

Originally posted by Lancer
curtsibling, you have much to learn. For instance, you could have said what you said, or you could have said this:

Who the heck are you? Mr Miyagi?

I say what I say, and in whatever manner I choose to say it.

Originally posted by Lancer "You can save the damsel from a tiger or slithering snake in the grass. You can fight off the black knight bent on rape and mayhem with the fair lady, but from the damsel you can not save the damsel. You can however save yourself by forgetting about her.

Take a hike."

You think she'd fall for that tripe?
Sounds like crap in the pipes.

Originally posted by Lancer Ok curtsibling? BE the bull****.

I'll leave that one to you, sir.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Lancer
"Time to find my lost spine me thinks..."

No more communism for you then? Good, now...about this girl...

Nice try, Lancer

[Lancer]

curtsibling, much better

Dr Zoidberg, maybe she would be impressed with your manliness if you joined the marines and served in Iraq? I think it might snap her out of it...

[Zoid]

Don´t you have to be a US citizen to join the marines? But I don´t think she´ll fall for it anyway. Alltough her dad was a UN soldier once...