I'm Done With School!

[Theben]

Originally posted by Ming


Reminds me of some advice my father gave me YEARS ago... "Enjoy school as long as you can, because once it's done, you have to join the real world and earn a living"

Don't be humble... it was really DECADES ago wasn't it?

[Ming]

It's nice to see they still teach math at the U of I

[Theben]

I ran out of fingers & toes trying to figure it out...

[Riesstiu IV]

I still have several more years of University...

[Lawrence of Arabia]

A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS

(Creating section 372: of the California State Civil Code)

§ 372.01 Any person with a valid California state Rodent, Skunk, or Predator hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational, relaxation, and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.

§ 372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted; however, the use of United States Currency as bait, in denominations of $20.00 or more is prohibited.

§ 372.03 It is unlawful to hurt or trap attorneys inside saloons, cocktail lounges, strip joints, or brothels or within one hundred (100) yards of BMW, Porsche, Mercedes Benz dealerships.

§ 372.04 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise such as a Hooker, Reporter, Accident Victim, Physician, Chiropractor for the purpose of attracting and hunting attorneys or shout; "WHIPLASH", "CLASS ACTION", or "FREE DRINKS" for such purpose.

§ 372.05 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is unlawful. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.

§ 372.06 BAG LIMITS PER DAY:

Corporate Employee Eviscerater 4 per day
Nasty Larcenous Litigator 4 Per day
Devious Divorce Lawyer 3 Per day
Horn-rimmed Cutthroat 2 Per day
Pompous Procrastinator 1 Per day
Raging Environmentalist 1 Per day
HONEST ATTORNEYS *(0)*
* (Protected - Endangered Species)

i love california. !

[Lawrence of Arabia]

oh, and btw imran, what was the answer to question 34. on the exam

"how many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

i thought it was (b) but im not sure. . .

[Hueij]

Congrats Imran

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Dissident
so you are saying college life is not like it is in the movie: animal house?

in that case maybe I don't want to go to college.

Maybe in Vegas .

Thanks for the Congrats fellas .

Maybe now that I'm working for Uncle Sam (Kid should be happy I'm nailing the bad corporations ... well, maybe not so happy that I'm nailing the unions too ), I can put in a word with the Justice Department to keep an eye on that Giancarlo kid . Then again, I have been working there for the last year and a half (while doing school), so I don't know why I haven't done it yet .

[Zkribbler]

And now for the secret none have yet dared to tell you:

Passing the bar automatically puts you on every junkmail list in the galaxy.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Japher

and then... you become a Republican my son.

Well, there are worse psychological ailments and disorders, I have to admit.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yeah, you could become a Democrat *shudder*

[MrFun]

ah, how I miss our late night escapades together

[Imran Siddiqui]

Things that make you go buhueh (*shudder*)
- Ron White

[MrFun]

buhueh?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes.