I'm Done With School!

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Dissident
I don't know why you guys are celebrating leaving school

I begun to be seriously sick of it.

[ravagon]

Originally posted by Dissident

I don't know why you guys are celebrating leaving school

School itself isn't quite so bad. It's getting towards the end of school, when things get a 'little hectic', shall we say, that isn't quite so much fun.

Congrats guys.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


Put it to you this way, Diss. The last two weeks I wrote about 35 pages of stuff (and edited 20 other pages), with 25 of it requiring full footnoting. Oh, and had a 2 hour exam I had to take in the middle of it.

Not fun at all.

so you are saying college life is not like it is in the movie: animal house?

in that case maybe I don't want to go to college.

[Dracon II]

Best of luck Imran

Don't become a stranger now you're working for the man, Uncle Sam...

[alva]

Contrifibularities

[Ming]

Congrats Imran... and good luck on the Bar.

[BeBMan]

Congrats!

[ajbera]

Congratulations, man! Whatcha doing to celebrate?

[chequita guevara]

I guess I owe you another beer.

[BlackCat]

Congrats, justb beware of California

A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS

(Creating section 372: of the California State Civil Code)

§ 372.01 Any person with a valid California state Rodent, Skunk, or Predator hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational, relaxation, and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.

§ 372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted; however, the use of United States Currency as bait, in denominations of $20.00 or more is prohibited.

§ 372.03 It is unlawful to hurt or trap attorneys inside saloons, cocktail lounges, strip joints, or brothels or within one hundred (100) yards of BMW, Porsche, Mercedes Benz dealerships.

§ 372.04 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise such as a Hooker, Reporter, Accident Victim, Physician, Chiropractor for the purpose of attracting and hunting attorneys or shout; "WHIPLASH", "CLASS ACTION", or "FREE DRINKS" for such purpose.

§ 372.05 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is unlawful. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.

§ 372.06 BAG LIMITS PER DAY:

Corporate Employee Eviscerater 4 per day
Nasty Larcenous Litigator 4 Per day
Devious Divorce Lawyer 3 Per day
Horn-rimmed Cutthroat 2 Per day
Pompous Procrastinator 1 Per day
Raging Environmentalist 1 Per day
HONEST ATTORNEYS *(0)*
* (Protected - Endangered Species)

[Shi Huangdi]

Congrats!

[JohnT]

Congrats!

[Kidlicious]

I love school. I never want to leave.

Anyway, congratulations on the degree Imran.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Kidicious
I love school. I never want to leave.

Reminds me of some advice my father gave me YEARS ago... "Enjoy school as long as you can, because once it's done, you have to join the real world and earn a living"

[Japher]

"Enjoy school as long as you can, because once it's done, you have to join the real world and earn a living"

and then... you become a Republican my son.