Thinking about this, I'm actually pleasantly surprised I've never been arrested.
I think I maintain a certain level of awareness of self-preservation even while ridiculously drunk
Like I piss outside, but I first check to see if there are any cops around.
The one time that broke down was when my friends and I stole the 2 foot by 10 foot wooden front entrance sign to Centennial College in Scarborough, Ontario (from a height of approximately 15 feet above the ground) and at one point carried it across a major intersection at which a police car was stopped. We passed within 5 feet of their car, but they didn't do anything. Not to mention I was very intoxicated, and was only 18 (the drinking age in Ontario is 19).
I think I maintain a certain level of awareness of self-preservation even while ridiculously drunk
Like I piss outside, but I first check to see if there are any cops around.
The one time that broke down was when my friends and I stole the 2 foot by 10 foot wooden front entrance sign to Centennial College in Scarborough, Ontario (from a height of approximately 15 feet above the ground) and at one point carried it across a major intersection at which a police car was stopped. We passed within 5 feet of their car, but they didn't do anything. Not to mention I was very intoxicated, and was only 18 (the drinking age in Ontario is 19).
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