Living in self-denial

[ColdWizard]

Nah, it's because we're too lazy to walk more then 10 feet to use the bathroom.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns



That be the closest guess yet!

You're a real sport.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ye Gods. These Americans have more bathrooms than bedrooms. That's weird.

Is it because, rather than flushing, you'd prefer to brick the room up and build a new one?

We only spend 1/3 of our lives sleeping, and much more than that sh!tting or masturbating. Plus I don't get great reception for my televisions on all channels in some of my bathrooms, so sometimes I have to take a dump on the other side of the house if I don't want to miss any of the latest reality show.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The latest reality show which, presumably, consists of a network of CCTV cameras set in a million bathrooms so that obese, slack-jawed mouth-breathers can watch millions of other obese, slack-jawed mouth-breathers gawping at each other as they paw half-heartedly at their underused genitalia while straining purple-faced to crimp off off a curler into a brand-new lavatory?

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I think it's hysterical that you think most American kids live in conditions like this.

Well , I live in India , and we have five family bathrooms , three on the first floor , and two on the ground floor . On the first fllor , we have one for me and my brother , one for my parents , and one for my grandparents . On the ground floot , we have one for my grandparents ( because they can't really be expected to go up and down , due to their age ) , and one general-puropse bathroom .

Then there is a seperate bathroom for domestic staff on the ground floor .

So it is not just an American phenomenon . This design ( one bathroom per bedroom/generation/couple , with one added for good measure or other unique reasons ) is standard for almost all the Indian houses I've seen .

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Pfft. My house has one bathroom, and a downstairs toilet/washbasin room. We're a family of four.

[notyoueither]

Do you want a medal, or a ticket out of the third world?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Do you Americans ever, in your own homes, find bathrooms you've never know existed? Or possibly opened a door to what you think is a bathroom only to discover you're in Narnia?

[joncha]

Yes. Frequently.

[DeathByTheSword]

i wonder how many bathroom the white house has

[aneeshm]

Er . . . . funny that you ask , because a lot of people in the neighbourhood call out house the white house , as it the only house completely painted white . Coincidence , I guess , that you brought it up . So the answer would be - five + one .

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The latest reality show which, presumably, consists of a network of CCTV cameras set in a million bathrooms so that obese, slack-jawed mouth-breathers can watch millions of other obese, slack-jawed mouth-breathers gawping at each other as they paw half-heartedly at their underused genitalia while straining purple-faced to crimp off off a curler into a brand-new lavatory?

Yea, it's called the Sheister and NBC is hanging it's hopes that it can ride those toilets back into the lead. They've already signed on American Standard, Charmin and Toto as sponsors.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Sikander


We only spend 1/3 of our lives sleeping, and much more than that sh!tting or masturbating.

At last count I did not spend more than 8 hours a day sh*tting or masturbating

[DeathByTheSword]

i cant sh*t 8 hours per day...i mean 8 hours sleeping and 16 hours masturbating where do you get the time to sh*t?

[aneeshm]

Come on , get this thread to 500 so that it can be locked and safely archived .