Living in self-denial

[Fake Boris]

My brother has been harassing me for quite a while because I don't always clean up the hair I leave in the shower.

So he comes up to me this afternoon, and blames me again for the hair that's left in the bath.

I'll have to admit that I'm a dirty bastard and skipped showering yesterday. The hair in the shower was clearly his; there is absolutely no way to deny this.

So I tell him the hair isn't mine and he should look at himself before blaming others. Things aren't that easy, though, when you live in self-denial. He mumbled confused ****, tried to claim that the hair color wasn't his, that my hair must have come back from the pipe to the bath.

BTW, my brother is conservative.

[Kuciwalker]

HTF do you get hair in the shower?

[Fake Boris]

You've never lived with a girl, haven't you?

[DRoseDARs]

What, were you born and remained full-body bald for your entire life Kuci?

[Japher]

A lot of the hair in the shower is mine

[DRoseDARs]

Re: Living in self-denial

Originally posted by Oncle Boris
BTW, my brother is conservative.

Tell him to start conserving his hair. At this rate, he'll be bald by autumn.

[Fake Boris]

In some showers there is no metal grill to block the hair from going into the pipe though, so we might be charitable to Kuci's ignorance.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris
You've never lived with a girl, haven't you?

Dude, I'm in high school. I live in my parent's house. I have no sisters. Do the math...

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
What, were you born and remained full-body bald for your entire life Kuci?

I've never seen hair in my shower.

[DRoseDARs]

Mutant.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You live with your parents... your poor mom cleans it all so you don't notice .

[Japher]

Dude, I'm in high school. I live in my parent's house. I have no sisters. Do the math...

So your sister never brings over any of her hot friends?

That sucks for you

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
You live with your parents... your poor mom cleans it all so you don't notice .

...

My mom does not go in my room without explicit invitation.

I managed to get at least that concession.

[DRoseDARs]

As I was saying... "Mutant."

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
My mom does not go in my room without explicit invitation.

Incr3dibl3 mat3ri@l, let me admire the polysemic vastness of this statement for a moment