Paula Radcliffe makes me proud to be British

[Drake Tungsten]

Collection and drinking, my good man. One of the few things that has ever made me retch...

[Ted Striker]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shrieks like a girl in one of those teeny bopper horror flicks*

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Agathon
Jumping into a copse or behind a wall would have been bad, but acceptable.

This is what our society has come to. People would rather abandon all sense of decency rather than lose.

What's next? Ronaldinho takes a piss in the opposition's goalmouth?

I hope not, that would be a burning shame.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

That race was probably worth about £100,000 to her in prize money a sponsorship deals. For that money I'd crap on the streets on live TV and wouldn't bat an eyelid.

[Gibsie]

Crapping without batting an eyelid? You must have the sphincters of a sherpa. Or something.

[Provost Harrison]

You make more of a grimace rather than bat an eyelid

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
That race was probably worth about £100,000 to her in prize money a sponsorship deals.

also could bring in some unusual sponsors

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Laz, more likely all the jarring motion is speding up the motions of the intestines. All that bounce and squeezing of musles is bound to mean what ever is in the GI track gets pushed towards the bottom.

The two aren't mutually exclusive - that could be the mechanism that evolved to fulfill the function Laz proposed.