Are you a beach person?

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


Oh somebody help me out here. There was a recent movie where a guy asks another how to get girls at the beach. The other guy tells him to put a potato in his swimsuit. The guy comes back but after putting the potato in his swimsuit it seems that everyone is avoiding him and he can't understand why. It turns out that he put the potato in the back side of his swimsuit.

Does anyone remember the movie?
Is that how Pekka creates his "zone" at the beach?

Sounds like something the Farrelly brothers would come up with

[PLATO]

I will retire to the beach someday. My last days will be with the sea wind in my hair and beer in my hand.

[Ramo]

I love the beach, but I'm a few hours inland, and Texas has ****ty beaches. I grew up in Santa Barbara, so I know what I'm missing.

[Adagio]

I like the beach, but I don't go there often... I don't want to scare all the people on the beach...
I have never been able to get a tan, nomatter how long time I'm in the sun... only if you look very closely at the end of the summer you can just barely see a very little color change on my arms... but you do have to look very closely

[Dis]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I live 2.5 miles from the beach by road. How do you think I feel about the beach? Bunnygrrl and I might go to the beach today. There's been a lotta sharks in the water this last week, so we'll see.

BTW, you can't see it in this image, but just south of the jetty, when the image is fully blown up, you can see a shark.

that looks familiar... That might be where my aircraft carrier pulled into port. Are those the big piers? They had a big enough pier we could moor to the pier, instead of anchor out like we usually have to do.

good ole' fort lauderdale. We went up the beach and drank at every bar we stopped at. .

That is one redeeming quality about towns like ft. lauderdale. You get the best of decent bars, and girls in beach attire all at once. And you don't even have to lay out on the sand and get roasted. You can stay in a shady bar.

I have a picture of my ship in Ft. Lauderdale, but no scanner.

[Az]

Oh somebody help me out here. There was a recent movie where a guy asks another how to get girls at the beach. The other guy tells him to put a potato in his swimsuit. The guy comes back but after putting the potato in his swimsuit it seems that everyone is avoiding him and he can't understand why. It turns out that he put the potato in the back side of his swimsuit.

Does anyone remember the movie?
Is that how Pekka creates his "zone" at the beach?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by PLATO
I will retire to the beach someday. My last days will be with the sea wind in my hair and beer in my hand.

Why wait 'till someday? There's a beach in South Carolina.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Dissident
that looks familiar... That might be where my aircraft carrier pulled into port. Are those the big piers?

It's the only piers, Port Everglades. Big huge feul depot across the street from me, not that you'd need it, being on Enterprise and all.

[Provost Harrison]

No, but I've often been called the son of one

[Dis]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


It's the only piers, Port Everglades. Big huge feul depot across the street from me, not that you'd need it, being on Enterprise and all.

yep, that's it. Port Everglades. And we do need JP-5 fuel for our jet aircraft.

[Pekka]

Well gentlemen, tell you the truth I might have to even pack the snake in the backside of my trunks as well, if I'm wearing normal swimming trunks.

[Zoid]

You have a snake in the backside as well?

Freak!

[Dauphin]

Pekka, you're up your own arse. [/obligatory]

[JohnT]

No, I don't like the beach either.

[Pekka]

Dauphin, well, I just got off with Mr Trump on the phone and he was reading this thread and said 'don't worry Pekka, these guys are losers. Don't associate with losers or you might become one. These guys are losers. You are a winner, and you are HUGE'.

Couldn't make this up..