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Lancer, a shark bites you and it's Germany invading Poland. You're Poland.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
che, need I remind you that Poland currently extends 200 mile into pre WW2 German territory? That Prussia is now a suburb of Warsaw?
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That said, I was thinking more of surviving the sharks attack by sheer luck, getting healthy again and then getting even with superior firepower. It's the American Way.Long time member @ Apolyton
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How would you find the shark that knifed you? They don't stay in one spot and they pretty much look alike.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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It could be a problem.
Any shark that eats a chunk of this stanky old bod will no doubt go belly up sooner than later anyway.Long time member @ Apolyton
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So is that your house there in the pic Che? Erm, nice place!Long time member @ Apolyton
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Eyup. Location! Location! Location!Originally posted by Lancer
So is that your house there in the pic Che? Erm, nice place!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm with you, Diss. I don't care one way or the other for the beach. I don't enjoy swimming and I don't enjoy tanning. I prefer the mountains and the forest to the beach.I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - PekkaComment
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I love the beach, but I burn easily so I try to stay away from it as much as possible. OTOH I could bring a parasol...I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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I don't really like the beach. What is there to do, just swim or lay on the sand? Boring. For vacations, i'd much prefer a city then a beach."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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I like the beach, but only at night"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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che, do you have a link for the satalite map pic site?Long time member @ Apolyton
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Oh somebody help me out here. There was a recent movie where a guy asks another how to get girls at the beach. The other guy tells him to put a potato in his swimsuit. The guy comes back but after putting the potato in his swimsuit it seems that everyone is avoiding him and he can't understand why. It turns out that he put the potato in the back side of his swimsuit.Originally posted by Pekka
I love beach, I can showcase my bulge there and basically create my zone.
Does anyone remember the movie?
Is that how Pekka creates his "zone" at the beach?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Hilarious.Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Oh somebody help me out here. There was a recent movie where a guy asks another how to get girls at the beach. The other guy tells him to put a potato in his swimsuit. The guy comes back but after putting the potato in his swimsuit it seems that everyone is avoiding him and he can't understand why. It turns out that he put the potato in the back side of his swimsuit.
Does anyone remember the movie?
Is that how Pekka creates his "zone" at the beach?
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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