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  • #16
    blame china for foisting japan's own crap back at you
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    • #17
      What?!?! It ****ing rocks. I love the bit when the poor kids get a pot lid
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      • #18
        Anthing with subtitles and/or in black and white is automatically sh!te

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        • #19
          Great f*cking movie.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by reds4ever
            Anthing with subtitles and/or in black and white is automatically sh!te
            ....except The Three Stooges

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            • #21
              blame china for foisting japan's own crap back at you


              I am.
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              • #22
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                • #23
                  Re: Battle Royale sucks

                  Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                  I used to feel like the odd man out, being seemingly the only gaijin in Japan who hadn't seen the film. I wish I could return to that state now. What a ****ty movie...
                  Haven't seen the movie, but the book OWNS.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                    What's so bad about it?


                    The story is horrible and completely nonsensical. The only thing the movie has going for it is some cool, gruesome deaths but those run out about halfway through the movie.
                    How cool could gruesomely killing children be?
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                    • #25
                      Pretty cool, up until the point where they run out of ideas.
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                      • #26
                        Duh, Battle Royale is a great comedy as all Takeshi movies are!
                        The pot lid scene is among the best movie jokes in history!

                        Just don´t watch the movie as if it was some docusoap. It´s meant to be a black comedy. Just look at "Takeshi´s castle" and draw comparisons
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                        • #27
                          Takeshi's castle

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                          • #28
                            It's meant to be a black comedy.


                            It obviously failed to achieve its goal, then.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              It's meant to be a black comedy.


                              It obviously failed to achieve its goal, then.
                              Not for me. I did laugh quite a lot...
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                              • #30
                                Battle Royale is cool.

                                Maybe you're just not getting into the foreigner "I hate my students and wish they were all dead" spirit?
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