Space is Bored

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Oh forgot to mention tubes was just called out to work some moron at his hospital got himself locked in the bathroom so he had to go and cover all the locks for about 50 rooms hell be busy for bout 3 hours so now I can be bored with you

[Provost Harrison]

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[Gibsie]

Do you not have any friends?

[Pekka]

PH; what does that even mean? I feel a little paranoid. I feel that often times you regard me as a loonie toonie after some posts. I understand that we are all different so sometimes you won't even try to understand me but I'm just different from you and that's it. I'm still a superstar. What does this mean anyway, pekka'ed. Does it mean this thread is now cool?

[Provost Harrison]

No.

Who are you talking to again?

[Provost Harrison]

Nothing really Pekka, it's just a classic Pekka post: a little bit oddball, a little bit psychotic. Nothing to worry about

[Pekka]

You? I said PH, comes from Provost Harrison, you?

[Space05us]

Oh forgot to mention tubes was just called out to work some moron at his hospital got himself locked in the bathroom so he had to go and cover all the locks for about 50 rooms hell be busy for bout 3 hours so now I can be bored with you

Wanna come over?

What does Tubes do for a living?

Do you not have any friends?

Yep, they're all boring. Honestly I can only hang out with a person so much before they become like family, I love them but I only want to see them once or twice a week for a few minutes tops.

[Pekka]

OK I didn't take it paranoid as in.. you know psycho paranoid. Just that I didn't know what it means. After all it is very subjective, I see it as completely normal, where as not everyone sees it normal. Believe me, Some of the crackheads in here strikes me as oddballs. Like Space! Bored? Wtf is that! How can you be bored in todays society, where you can go and do ultra violence as one option.

[Provost Harrison]

It is hard to be bored in todays society, that is true. However he is not in 'todays society', he is in Barrow in the far north of Alaska

[Mrs. Tuberski]

To alaska? Hell no Way to F***** cold for my taste. Tubes works Maintence Hes a building tech

[Pekka]

Oh that is true. It's a bit ironic, isn't it? He is American, you know cities, dollars, bling bling, Hollywood, silicon boobs, guns, and then again in real life he lives in Alaska, which means he is even more tundra boy than we are. Now that's funny.

You know what would be really funny though? If he went for mail order brides, ordered a lady from say.. Siberia, and she flew to Alaska, thinking this is the US, Manhattan here I come baby Viva Las Vegas!! and then the first hour she gets bored and leaves, feeling totally robbed and abused because it was just like back home.

[Space05us]

Like Space! Bored? Wtf is that! How can you be bored in todays society, where you can go and do ultra violence as one option.

If you're seriously suggesting I go and beat the crap out of someone its not happening. Just living in Barrow is all the time in prison I need.

[Space05us]

You know what would be really funny though? If he went for mail order brides, ordered a lady from say.. Siberia, and she flew to Alaska, thinking this is the US, Manhattan here I come baby Viva Las Vegas!! and then the first hour she gets bored and leaves, feeling totally robbed and abused because it was just like back home.

I should try that sometime.

[Pekka]

I know. That's why you feel bored. Actually I bet you feel _frustrated_ even. You're a young man, you need some entertainment, some stimulus etc in your life. Everyone else is having it, why not you, right? You're thinking, that once you get out of there, your 'life' can truly start.

Isn't this how you feel? But you know what, I know the answer to it, and I know why you will fail and go to the wrong direction and waste couple of years of your life once you do get out. So.. what is it? YOu want to know?

Please, send me 500 dollars and I will tell you in great detail. Uh oh, that much money? Stop with the Uh oh, it's not much considering I'll save few years of YOUR life. You put a price on that? Lower than 500? Jeesh.. have some self respect man. Ain't helping with the frustration problems you know.. deadly combo those are.. you want to die young? I don't think so. You want to die just when everything turned out great after years of pain and frustration, then you go with a heart attack and brain problem the same time, guaranteed life ender, drop dead cold in some golf course or what ever it is that you then like doing. Just thinking 'wow I turned out great.. heck, I'm enjoying!' BUUM! 2 seconds of fun. Compare that to a life time of fun? Don't be cheap bro, tomorrow it will be 1000 dollars, day over tomorrow 2000 dollars, you can guess how it goes. Act fast!