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  • Space is Bored

    /me cannot find anything to do.

    Tv is boring, the internet is boring, I cannot read because my sister has her tv on and we have a CO detector with a low battery that beeps every ten seconds, I've never really enjoyed the company of other people, I cleaned the apartment twice yesterday, Ive taken the doggies outside three times in the past two hours, I've already excercised too much this morning, Im not entertained by eating, Im not entertained by starving, video and computer games are boring, I tried pulling out my old toy chest and playing with my toys but apparently becoming bored of childs play is an unfortunate part of growing up, I just finished brushing my dog, its Sunday which means if anything existed up here it wouldnt open until later, but even if things did exist up here I would be bored of them already, Ive already showered and shaved and clipped my nails etc, Ive already discovered the meaning of life is there is none/you give meaning to life yourself, Ho hum bored is I.

  • #2
    Play with the damn cats.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      Just sleep.
      Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
      Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
      I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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      • #4
        Go spank the old monkey a bit??

        Asmodean
        Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asmodean
          Go spank the old monkey a bit??

          Asmodean
          He already did:

          I just finished brushing my dog.




          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Play with the cats? No, they're no fun, they just like being petted.

            I cannot sleep anymore.

            mastubation is no longer stimulating enough, I think Ive done it too much.

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            • #7
              Burn the cats.
              Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
              Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
              I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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              • #8
                TIME TO GET DRUNK MY FRIEND!!!! OR high. What ever your way is.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  If you've got nothing to do tomorrow either (as in work, school, etc.) then why don't you get in your car (or a bus, if you haven't got a car) and just pick a random destination and go there. I once did.

                  It helped!!

                  Asmodean
                  Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                  • #10
                    I dont do drugs, drugs are bad, mmmmmkay.

                    It would be great if I live in a city, then I could go wonder around and get mugged or something exciting like that. As it is I dont want to walk around outside because I'll run into people I know and dont want to talk to.

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                    • #11
                      Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.

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                      • #12
                        Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.


                        It is in the works.

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                        • #13
                          Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.


                          Steal a snowbike!
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Steal a snowbike!


                            What the **** is a snowbike?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Space05us
                              Steal a snowbike!


                              What the **** is a snowbike?
                              Perhaps he means a snowmobile

                              Asmodean
                              Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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