Cat shoots owner: more proof that cats are evil

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Truth be known,my dad aquired a german sheppard from the usaf. the dog was so mean the af didnt want him. But he was still trained to be mean. he was good to the folks he knew and fed him but all others forget it.

Edit: you know here I am praisng my cats and one little **** just jumped on the table and stole my chicken sandwich while i went to the bathroom>Lill F**KER

[alva]

Try feeding him from time to time.

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
Edit: you know here I am praisng my cats and one little **** just jumped on the table and stole my chicken sandwich while i went to the bathroom>Lill F**KER

Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Cats

Cat meat is quite tasty

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Cat meat is quite tasty

you been going down to those crappy chinese restaurants again?

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Giancarlo


Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

Being taken advantage of

[Asher]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
you been going down to those crappy chinese restaurants again?

Where do you think he lives.

He wasn't joking...

[alva]

[Az]

The chinese are evil because they're eating dogs. Eating cats is the only thing that saves them from eternal damnation.

Seriously:

Cats

Dogs

Funky Cuisine choices

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

... like good capitalists

[Tuberski]

Cats are evil.....but they aren't killers.

Example:

My dad had a cat that used to get on the coffee table, and he would shoo it off. One day it got on the table, so my dad threw a beer can at it and hit it in the head.

Later that night, my dad had a glass of water and sets it on the headboard. Headlboard is a bookcase so the top is flat and about 12" wide. Ther cat jumps up on the top of the headboard like it does every night. This night however, he slowly pushes the cup of water unitl it falls and pours the water all over my dad's head.



ACK!

[Az]

I hope some one would breed giant huge cats that would be also cute as kittens, but would maul people when they grow up to stop this "they aren't killers" nonsense.

Oh wait, we already have these!

[KrazyHorse]

Mauling gay las vegas performers

[Dis]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Mauling gay las vegas performers

what do you have against gay people?

or more importantly, what do you have against Las Vegas performers.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Cats are evil.....but they aren't killers.

Example:

My dad had a cat that used to get on the coffee table, and he would shoo it off. One day it got on the table, so my dad threw a beer can at it and hit it in the head.

Later that night, my dad had a glass of water and sets it on the headboard. Headlboard is a bookcase so the top is flat and about 12" wide. Ther cat jumps up on the top of the headboard like it does every night. This night however, he slowly pushes the cup of water unitl it falls and pours the water all over my dad's head.



ACK!

I'll take loyalty over intelligence.

yeah I just got done watching the history channel program on alaska. And perhaps you guys have heard of a little trip to Nome alaska to bring a serum there preventing the spread of an epidemic.

and of course dogs made that trip possible.

you won't ever see any cat sled teams.

sure dogs have killed people, but the amount of people they have saved have easily made up for it.