Actually wait that is true.. what kind of idiot would leave a loaded gun on the table.. sheesh.. esp with pets around that could knock it down... makes you wonder..
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For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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Re: Cat shoots owner: more proof that cats are evil
Originally posted by Dissident
sigh, I don't know why we allow cats to exist. They are useless in every way, shape, or form. Is there anything they can do except attack and hurt people?Visit First Cultural Industries
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Originally posted by Giancarlo
Cute ones
But seriously...
Dogs
Cats
Say no to hairballs.
CatsIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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Cats are evil cowards. They're more then willing to snuggle up to you and let you pet them (when they feel like it) as long as you're keeping their litter box clean and their food dish full of fresh grub but let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found. How many stories have you heard of cats saving their owners from drowning? None because it doesn't happen - they're too busy contentedly licking themselves on shore while their owner starts heading for the white light at the end of the tunnel.
You'd never catch Lassie doing that.
DogsIf at first you don't succeed, take the bloody hint and give up.
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[q]let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found.^/q]
Now who's the smartest..Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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Originally posted by embalmer42
You'd never catch Lassie doing that.
DogsLime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten
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Originally posted by embalmer42
Gun owners with dogsFor there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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The man was cooking. The cat was in the kitchen. We can therefore presume the cat was obviously hungry because the selfish gun owner was too busy concentrating on feeding himself rather than spending a paltry couple of minutes feeding the puddy tat first.
He committed the ultimate crime of not attending to the needs of the head of the house first.
Shooting the guy was entirely justifiable under the circumstances.
Unless they find paw prints on the trigger this will have to be thrown out by the grand jury.
Meeooowww.
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I wonder if the cat will get a chance to testify at its trial lol..For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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Originally posted by embalmer42
Cats are evil cowards. They're more then willing to snuggle up to you and let you pet them (when they feel like it) as long as you're keeping their litter box clean and their food dish full of fresh grub but let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found. How many stories have you heard of cats saving their owners from drowning? None because it doesn't happen - they're too busy contentedly licking themselves on shore while their owner starts heading for the white light at the end of the tunnel.
You'd never catch Lassie doing that.
Dogs
Cat saves girl from assault
Cat saves owner from fire
Cat saves family from gas leak
Cat saves drowning lamb
Blind cat attacks prowler
As mentioned above, every year people are killed by dogs. Not so with cats.
And fellas, think about the ladies!
Women like men who like catsTutto nel mondo è burla
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