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  • #31
    Boris

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    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Boris Godunov


      You're clueless:

      Cat saves girl from assault
      Cat saves owner from fire
      Cat saves family from gas leak
      Cat saves drowning lamb
      Blind cat attacks prowler

      As mentioned above, every year people are killed by dogs. Not so with cats.

      And fellas, think about the ladies!

      Women like men who like cats
      What a load of crap.. I'm sorry, but cats can be some really angry animals. I almost got my eye balls clawed out by my friend's cat while I was sitting watching TV. I'm sure people get killed by cats too. Dogs aren't evil. Dogs are great.
      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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      • #33
        Dogs are dumb slobbering balls of smell. Cats have some class.
        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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        • #34
          I have 2 cats or shall i say we have 2 they are a pain in the A** but since we live on the 2nd floor im not that dedicated to take a dog out to do the dooo. The cats are ok. What kind of idiot leaves a loaded weapon lying around with out the safety on? shoot the guy again for being stupid.
          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
            Dogs are dumb slobbering balls of smell. Cats have some class.
            My dog isn't dumb nor is slobbering, genius.

            Well lets bring up my friends cats.. they were spitting out hair balls all over the place... cats have no class.
            For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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            • #36
              And fellas, think about the ladies!

              Women like men who like cats

              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #37
                shoot the guy again for being stupid.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #38
                  I wonder if it holds true here that:

                  Dog = Republican
                  Cat = Democrat
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                  Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                  • #39
                    I have seen one difference between the two. Cats dont eat dog poo or kid poo like dogs do. wait to much doo in that sentence
                    When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                    "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                    Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                    • #40
                      my dog has never eaten poo

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                        I have seen one difference between the two. Cats dont eat dog poo or kid poo like dogs do. wait to much doo in that sentence
                        My dog doesn't. Nor do any dogs that I know of... including my friend's Rottweiler.. what an awesome dog..
                        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                        • #42
                          nope cause I love dogs Im just lazy. And took my moms political preference Course since I dont vote i dont know what that means. But id have a dog with cats too so
                          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                          • #43
                            Do either one of you have kids? Ask anyone here that has a dog and kids in diapers with an open trash can youll find that crap all over the place and the dog did it.
                            And for those people that have both dogs and cats some dogs cant stay out of the litter box. to get the poo
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                              Do either one of you have kids? Ask anyone here that has a dog and kids in diapers with an open trash can youll find that crap all over the place and the dog did it.
                              I'm gay and 19, so no kids. LOL

                              Umm well my sister had a kid.. my dog never did that before.. I think you are just seeing the behavior of a few dogs there..



                              Who could pass on such a cute Rottweiler?
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • #45
                                ugh! I hate attack dogs.

                                I like medium non attack dogs like labradors.

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