The legends of your country

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
One of my country's legends says that when some monk called bonifatius went out to convert paganist Polish heathens who ate their babies to neighbour loving and prosperous christianity, he was murdered for his belief.

You got it wrong. Poland was already christian, and it was Polish prince/king who's invited Boniface and sent him to pagan Prussia. Only there, he was killed, near Wegorzewo I think, today it is Poland.

[Q Classic]

Poland... isn't that like, some province of Russia and/or Germany?

Germany
Russia
Comrade Tassadar

[Dracon II]

Australia has idiots for heroes... like Breaker Morant, who executed Afrikaner and African's during the Boer, was court-martialed and executed by the British, and whose last words were "Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!".

Ned Kelly is one of our greatest national heroes.... he was a thief. Enough said... wore a stupid helmet, stole money, and was then hanged. The idiot thought his armour would protect him... until the police shot him in the legs.

[Drake Tungsten]

Breaker Morant is a good movie...

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by Heresson


Once, there was a prince named Popiel...

But his greatest contribution of all was his groundbreaking Pocket Fisherman.



As for legends from my country, here is the greatest legend of them all:

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Yeah, but you have an Asian fettish.

[Drake Tungsten]

Nah. I just hate Europe...