Man has testicles mauled off

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Azazel
Beastiality

misspelling bestiality

[Provost Harrison]

Don't f**k wid da humans, chimps

[Az]

misspelling bestiality

Is it called that way because it's the best?

[KrazyHorse]

Yes.

[Az]

100-nil!


Oh **** I can't believe I just did it

[Footie Mad]

So which is the strongest ape, probably gorilla but orangutangs are incredible i've heard.

[Winston]

Well if you hold thousands of chimps in cages for hundreds of years, one of them will eventually find a way to bite off some guy's testicles.

[Whaleboy]

Well chimps have bigger testicles than us, whereas ours our bigger than gorillas. Meantime, we as a species have the biggest penis of any primate

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Well chimps have bigger testicles than us, whereas ours our bigger than gorillas.

Polygamy == big balls
Monogamy== little balls

Apparently??

[Immortal Wombat]

Yeah. In polygamous species, it's all about pumping more sperm that her other lovers.

[GePap]

Hello Azazel..in a forest environment? you forget the huge advantage a chimp has in being able to climb much faster, more efficiently, go unto smaller limbs and basically hide in the folliage?

Heck, in a forest environment, if the chimp was mad and looking to kill the human, I don't care if the guy gets a rock or a stick- first, chimps have been know in the wild to themselves use sticks as clubs, but second, even if you have a club, you van;t hit it with a club as hard as it could hit you without one, far less with one.

Nah, in a forect the man wouldn't have a chance. NOW, on open ground, thats different.

[GePap]

The real difference is that a human being can decide they will kill something utterly dispasionately, and try to set up a trap, while a chimp will hardly ever decide to kill without being provoled in some way. Its not tools that win it for man, is that men are capable of premeditated murder, while chimps aren't.

[Kuciwalker]

I'm sure chimps are quite capable of it.

[GePap]

You, the one who stated animals have no sentience, think chimps can premeditate killing?

[KrazyHorse]

It's been seen to happen in the wild on a few rare occasions, GePap.

A group of male chimps will occasionally stalk, kill and eat an infant member of their own troop.