Man has testicles mauled off

[Zoid]

That´s what you get for treating wild intelligent animals as pets...

Originally posted by Dissident
P.S. as an added bonus for all you gun control freaks. Guns have saved yet another life. The .45 caliber saves the day- again.

The chimps were obviously not properly tended. If they had been, no shooting would´ve been necessary. Seems like you´re clutching at straws, Diss. .

[Whaleboy]

Azazel, an average male chimp is about 2/3 the weight of an average male human, but far, far stronger, faster in short bursts and aggressive at that. There was a case of a woman (yes I know) who had her arm completely mauled by a chimp in captivity, like for like, weaker than those in the wild, and all her efforts to wrench her arm free failed.... I doubt a man would have had more luck.

Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Kamrat X
That´s what you get for treating wild intelligent animals as pets...



The chimps were obviously not properly tended. If they had been, no shooting would´ve been necessary. Seems like you´re clutching at straws, Diss. .

they are a wild animal. It says in the article chimps don't like to be caged.

But you just can't have them roaming around the desert (certainly not their habitat). As the article states, 1 chimp who escaped was found 2 miles away.

[Az]

Azazel, an average male chimp is about 2/3 the weight of an average male human, but far, far stronger, faster in short bursts and aggressive at that. There was a case of a woman (yes I know) who had her arm completely mauled by a chimp in captivity, like for like, weaker than those in the wild, and all her efforts to wrench her arm free failed.... I doubt a man would have had more luck.

Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.

That's why I said "In a forest enviroment", silly. There, humans have all the weapons they need against a chimp.

[Kuciwalker]

Rocks

[Az]

Wooden spears sharpened with broken rock

chemistry

[Heresson]

Damn, it's a sad story

[Whaleboy]

Wooden spears sharpened with broken rock

True, though fire should be more than enough

[Seeker]

OK let's settle this: Azazel get your webcam set up, head down to the local zoo, get naked, and jump in the monkey house.

It's the only way to be sure.

[Az]

Dude, I don't want to kill animals.

[Space05us]

Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.

[Az]

Beastiality

[Dis]

testicles

[Az]

tentacles

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Seeker
OK let's settle this: Azazel get your webcam set up, head down to the local zoo, get naked, and jump in the monkey house.

It's the only way to be sure.

No, the only way to be sure is to take off and nuke the site from orbit.