Man has testicles mauled off

[Dis]

http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/topstories_story_062210945.html

I really hate caging animals, and I hate people using wild animals as pets (compared to dogs which are domesticated). Although at this time, the animals weren't being used as pets, they were in a exotic animal facility.

I think maybe the 2 attacking chimps were jealous, because the 2 victims were giving another chimp a cake for it's birthday party. . Who knows.

I don't think chimps should be taken out of their natural habitat. Although in this case the victims saved the chimp after its parents were killed by a poacher.

yes I admit I'm a peta supporter- except for their really whacko stuff.

to tell you the truth, I had no idea chimps were this strong. . How can they rip a guy's foot off?!

[Dis]

P.S. as an added bonus for all you gun control freaks. Guns have saved yet another life. The .45 caliber saves the day- again.

[Urban Ranger]

Apes are much stronger than humans -- even Cecil says so

[KrazyHorse]

An adult male chimp weighing around 55kg is equal in strength to about 3-4 adult men weighing 80kg...

Their joints are hooked up differently, especially in their hands.

[KrazyHorse]

You might have a chance in a fight with a chimp. Human beings move faster than they do. If you could land a few early punches or kicks you might be able to daze it enough to finish it. If you let it get close to you and grip you you'd be a dead man.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

or you could pull a gun and pop a cap in his ass.

[Agathon]

There's a reality TV series in this.

[KrazyHorse]

Cheater.

[Agathon]

I prefer "Chimp-Fight"

[Az]

You might have a chance in a fight with a chimp. Human beings move faster than they do. If you could land a few early punches or kicks you might be able to daze it enough to finish it. If you let it get close to you and grip you you'd be a dead man.

even then, strength isn't everything. In a natural enviroment, the amount of tools humans could use to fight off, or even attack a chimp give humans a VERY strong lead.

[KrazyHorse]

Obviously. We're the ones putting them in zoos, after all.

The hypothesis is no weapons, by himself...

[Az]

No, that's by far due to our superiority in societal developement, communication, and engineering tools.

I am talking one human, one chimp, in the wood. both. no guns, knives or whatever.

The chimp is in deep ****.

[Alexander's Horse]

nosey chimps

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Azazel


The chimp is in deep ****.

Tell that to the guy with no testicles

[Az]

The chimp had the element of surprise.


Basically, in my scenario, the human is in deep ****, too, but that's a whole lower level of trouble. ( being found naked in the forest with chimp entrails all over isn't going to be fun )