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Originally posted by Kidicious
That's pretty good orange.
That's pretty good orange.
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Says who? It was boring and instantly broke my gives a ****.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio -
Yeah, but Dino, reality tends to break your gives a ****.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm looking for a qualified repairman.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Yeah, but Dino, reality tends to break your gives a ****.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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No, that was aneeshm I think. This one is much better. Only the first sentence you quoted was really out of place. "tigger-lovers" was the subtle clue which has to be in any piece of satire, and it passes because it's also really funny.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Weren't you the guy who tried to pass off that other satire piece too? You need to work on subtlety...Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Why is tigger-lovers the clue? I wouldn't have figured it out until the last two paragraphs.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Because it's too ****ing ridiculous to be anything but satire. It's an obvious joke.Comment
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Obvious to some of us but not to all.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Yeah Yeah. Easy for you guys to say since you already know it's a joke.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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See, the problem with this was...
it's just... not funny.
I mean, satire can be good if it's funny. But this wasn't funny. So...B♭3Comment
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Uh, I knew it was a joke from that (and the previous paragraph).Originally posted by Kidicious
Yeah Yeah. Easy for you guys to say since you already know it's a joke.
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I found it quite funny.
Well done, Orange."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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I didn't actually read it until someone said it was satire, but it seems that one would not be sure is was fake until the last couple paragraphs, but have more doubt about it as they read.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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it's a bad poly habit. I usually read the first few paragraphs, and maybe, just maybe skim the rest. Unless I find the subject interesting, then I will ready the entire thing closely.Originally posted by Kidicious
Well I admit to not actually reading the whole article.
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Substitute a "n" for the "t". The reason why this is a clue is that there are no well known American religious figures left who are stupid enough to use the "n" word in public. They've all moved on to hating gays and the French.Originally posted by Kidicious
Why is tigger-lovers the clue? I wouldn't have figured it out until the last two paragraphs."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Re: Focus on the Family Blasts "Pooh's Heffalump Movie"
Originally posted by orange
A message from Dobson on the Focus on the Family website warns parents that exposure to this film could cause their children to become Homosexual Muslim "tigger-lovers".
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