A classy way to die.

[Dinner]

It would be a hell of a fart. Imagine if this guy farted before he died and 3 liters of sherry fell back out. It might have saved his life.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
Alcohol makes you stiff

Yep, a little bit alcohol makes stiff a small part of you, too much poured in your ass make you stiff as a whole.

[Provost Harrison]

I wouldn't have fancied cleaning all his upholstery though

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk...

I may have a strange POV but this just seem like like something I would have done in my youth. Somehow a vision of some kid passing out with a tampon sticking out of my ass just doesnt seem cool enough.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Where do people get this s*** from good god. Its hard enough to use the tampon let alone sticking it in the wrong hole.

[Last Conformist]

Darwin Award.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

I just cant fathom sticking someting up my A** to get drunk. F*** Just give me a beer. To Drink, with my mouth, just to make things all to clear.

[Zevico]

Darwin Award.

[Last Conformist]

From the article:

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

This would seem to support the view that the wifey wasn't merely criminally stupid.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
I just cant fathom sticking someting up my A** to get drunk. F*** Just give me a beer. To Drink, with my mouth, just to make things all to clear.

We cant help you with that. You have to ask your husband

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by SpencerH


I may have a strange POV but this just seem like like something I would have done in my youth. Somehow a vision of some kid passing out with a tampon sticking out of my ass just doesnt seem cool enough.

I also think it's extremely embarrasing and nerdy. I've never tried it myself and there's a reason for that.

[Last Conformist]

My sense of pride would never allow me to take alcohol that way.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk...

It describes a way to get the most out of a minor amount of alcohol. Teens, who have a hard time getting the amount of booze they need to satisfy themselves, sometimes use tampoons to make the best out of it.

You press a tampoon halfway up your backside, then pour vodka over it, and finally press it all the way in. The alcohol gets right into your blood stream, and you only need a small amount to get drunk, compared to oral consumption.

I've never tried it, but they say you need less than 10 cl of vodka to get drunk for a whole night this way. So if you use more, you might die, like the guy in Texas did.

, kind of takes the coolness out of drinking. And lets face it. The only reason to drink is to be cool. That's the only reason I drank.

[:) Smiley]

Plus you don't get to taste the drink.

[Barinthus]

I've known people to put acid tablets and estascy pills up their hole down there.