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  • A classy way to die.

    A woman in Texas was arrested for accidently killing her husband after giving him an alcoholic enema. It appears the guy was a hardcore alcoholic but a throat ailment prevented him from drinking the two bottles of sherry so he, I'm not making this up, had his wife pour the two bottles in his ass. That means 3L of alcohol was in his lower GI tract and the man had a blood alcohol level of 0.47 before he died of alcohol poisoning.

    Now that's classy.

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    Oops.

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    • #3
      Alcohol makes you cool.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        Especially when you pour it in your ass. Now that is real addiction.
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        • #5
          OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Unbelievable
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            Holy S***. Thats an awful way to die. However I think she murdered him to get whatever money the old guy had. Seems like a murder plot then a loving wife treating her alcholic husband. However there is the question on how she got the stuff in is a**.
            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kidicious
              Alcohol makes you cool.
              Damn yeah! I'm gonna run home and pour some in my ass!
              "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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              • #8
                I don't think she should be charged for murder. The guy was asking for it.

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                • #9
                  I believe that is a prerequisite to having 3L of alchohol poured into your a** - "...asking for it."
                  The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kidicious
                    Alcohol makes you cool.
                    Alcohol makes you stiff
                    So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                    • #11
                      yet another reason marijuana should be legal
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        What a f**kwit!
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sava
                          yet another reason marijuana should be legal
                          I don't think sticking a joint in your butt will be pleasant, either.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            And whatever you do, don't fart whilst arsesmoking a lit spliff
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk...

                              It describes a way to get the most out of a minor amount of alcohol. Teens, who have a hard time getting the amount of booze they need to satisfy themselves, sometimes use tampoons to make the best out of it.

                              You press a tampoon halfway up your backside, then pour vodka over it, and finally press it all the way in. The alcohol gets right into your blood stream, and you only need a small amount to get drunk, compared to oral consumption.

                              I've never tried it, but they say you need less than 10 cl of vodka to get drunk for a whole night this way. So if you use more, you might die, like the guy in Texas did.
                              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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